scrumptulescent

Absolutely delightful, excellent, or delicious in the extreme. Referring more to thought and form, than to flavor. (Root word: scrumptious Source: Saturday Night Live, "The Actor's Guild")

His on stage antics weren't just amazing, they were scrumptulescent, transcending all levels of excellent.

by Josh McCormick October 11, 2002

nose scrunch

Quite possibly the cutest facial expression a girl can ever do. Popularized by a tik tok challenge.

Guy- “Wow that girls pretty ugly”
Girl-*does a nose scrunch*
Guy- “holy shit have my kids you’re so cute”

by Asian fellow August 23, 2019

scrumpty

A word used mostly in the South-West England to describe someone who is a Numpty (a bit dopey/silly), but also very attractive and loveable.

i.e. Scrumptious + Numpty = Scrumpty.

The word also sounds very much like an English South West type of cider: Scrumpy.

After trying to impress Joan, Paul managed to make a bit of a fool of himself.

Joan to a friend: "Ah, he might be a bit dopey, but he's definitely gorgeous."
Friend: "A Scrumpty then."
Joan: "Yeah."

by Martha Bean November 10, 2008

Scruffy Joe

An individual with the Scruff is one handsome, suave, witty, caring Joe.
Well known for excessive cheesiness and the ability to make one laugh uncontrollably.

In short, a Scruffy Joe is everything you are not and could never be.
Known as 'Mark' to the non-Scruff's.

Non Scruff: Joe, you so Scruff!!
Scruffy Joe: Don't I know.

by Wheeze February 13, 2008

scrumpton end

The very last draw of a joint.

Originated in Lisburn, Northern Ireland, used across the UK and R.O.I.

Q:"Here do you want the scrumpton end"
A:"No, go on ahead yourself" (looking at it in disgust).

by Ghostinthescott October 6, 2008

scruntfuttock

A person of little standing and respect. A word used when speaking about someone with limited intelligence and generally whose name is not sufficiently important to bother remembering.

"If you can't be bothered to do it yourself, get that scruntfuttock to do it."

by The good looking one October 26, 2009

Scrubject

A follower of the Scrub King.

He ruled is loyal scrubjects from his scrub throne on Favela.

by Cozmo TwoThree September 4, 2010