scrotum

An adorable Shetland pony wearing a tiny hat at the at the state fair.

Susan: "Hey Tony, you want to go to the state fair?"

Tony: "Only if I get to pet scrotum!"

by G.andy18 February 28, 2017

scrotum-sucker

A scrotum-sucker is a person who is currently applying his/her mouth to another person's (usually male) testicles, more commonly known as "balls", "family" or "treasure" or such a person who is apt to this and frequently does so. Can also be used for a person who as only done this once, though probably only in a community where scrotum-sucking is not accepted or tolerated.

"You scrotum-sucker!"

"I hear you have a new job."
"Sure."
"What is it?"
"I am the Lord's scrotum-sucker, he pay's well, and I like the job."

by Quentin January 25, 2004

scrotum static

The after effect of scratching your balls near a television antenna.

"Damn that antenna! I just got some mean scrotum static!"

by Anonymous Chipmunk May 26, 2004

scrotum delight

Whipcream and cherries applied to scrotum and eaten by a chick.

Dude my girlfriend loves scrotum delight!

by rustydelight January 26, 2009

Dragon Scrotum

1. When your have your balls hanging out of your pants when your all by yourself and the heat dries them up like grapes.

2. When your banging a really tight chick and she's really dry so your balls aren't getting any Poonani Juice so they dry up.

Almost as if your scrotum has scales.

Oh Bro...last night's heat wave was crazy malicious..I got the wicked case of Dragon Scrotum

Dude Angela Jolie is hot...but I've hit that and every guy she gets it on with gets Dragon Scrotum

How would you know?

Dude trust me...I'm Brad Pitt!

by xXsc00psXx December 24, 2008

scrotum head

scrotum head ( \';skrô-t;m\ \'hed\): a marine, called so beacuse of their shaved head. also known as a jarhead.

when i grow up i want to be a scrotum head just like daddy!

by dogma January 6, 2008

aqua scrotum

To have a wet scrotum from vaginal fluids.
Can also be used to describe an old man who has pissed oneself whilst wearing a diaper or incontinence pants.

1. Do you like my aqua scrotum t-shirt??!

2. Vivienne: Why are you walking so funny?
Lara: Cos you've given me aqua scrotum!

3. Grandad, you are walking like you have aqua scrotum! Have you pissed yourself again?!

by Mavs January 6, 2008