Irish Screwdriver

A hammer. So called due to the difficulty faced when our dextrousley challenged chums, fancy a spot of D.I.Y

Hey fergus, chuck us that Irish Screwdriver, Im having a wee spot of bother with this nail!

by Prof. Spock September 12, 2006

Irish screwdriver

A hammer. From an old joke about an Irish labourer talking to his boss.

"How'd you get them screws driven in so fast Paddy?"
"Oi used an 'ammer sir, et were much faster."

"it's not working"

"use an irish screwdriver then"

by Arnold B. Loke January 9, 2014

Screwdriver

A dildo.

I bought a screwdriver last night!

by Otachi365 June 20, 2016

Screwdriver

An annoying or a person that makes people frustrated. Commonly used to make fun people in an un-serious manner and just kidding around.

“Shut up, screwdriver!”

by Handlerock September 22, 2019

Screwdriver n shit

When a person is downing beers and fucking around with a hardware tools

Bro 1: did you see Dominique yesterday, he was mental

Bro 2: yes lad, screwdriver n shit

by Beike January 3, 2020

Screwdriver

A tool to drive in a screw, vodka with orange juice, and what people do on Faketaxi videos.

Bro, I totally screwdrivered that dude last night!

That was a family toad trip...

by MisterGaster June 2, 2021

Screwdriver

Insult or verb, used when someone screws something up.

"You absolute Screwdriver."
"He screwdrivered it."

by Mr_n0_n4m3 July 30, 2021