scratchin' cloth

Having to shit so badly that the turd is making it's entrance into the world and leaving a streak in your underwear.

Dude where's the bathroom I've got one scratchin' cloth.

by ducluver November 27, 2007

scratchterbating

Unecessary, excessive scratching of skin.

He wont stop scratchterbating!

by miles1234 May 4, 2010

scratcherton

when you mean to say scratch and your to drunk and scratherton comes out.

Dan Manning played an awesome game of pool, however is team mate Combo pulled a scratcherton on the break.

by blkfirebrd January 24, 2011

Scratching the underside

To undertake action that is considered risky and taboo

A man returned from a drunken and chemically facilitated night out on the wrong side of the tracks. Another man, upon seeing our hero's return, quipped: "he's been scratching the underside".

by Bakelite October 2, 2012

Scratchded

When someone put their nails on your skin

She scratchded me

by Wait renegade February 2, 2020

Scratchifying

Scratchifying. Scratchifying is a feeling of satisfaction that you get from scratching an itchy area on your body

"Oh my god I just scratched my head it was so scratchifying"

by Jack-Danielles October 30, 2020

Scritches

The action of using your fingers to quickly pet/scratch your birds neck/cheeks

Oh fiji, you want scritches?

by Gotbirds? July 18, 2021