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Pork Scotch Fridge

An appliance used by fat security guards for keeping all the food responsible for maintaining their waistline above 50 inches. To anyone else who has access to it its a repository for steaming piles of shit.
Pork Scotch (opening the Pork Scotch Fridge): Dear God what's that smell!

Maybe your food's gone off.

Pork Scotch: Someone's put a bag of shit in my fridge!

I saw some niggers hanging round earlier.

Pork Scotch: I'll kill 'em all!
by Kenny Spoffo-Grumpbeetle August 20, 2009
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Scotcheroo

A tasty midwest treat, most commonly found in the great state of Iowa. Its main ingredients are: chocolate, peanut butter, cornflakes, and sugar.
Greg enjoys the crunchy peanut buttery taste of scotcheroos.
by jackfitz August 19, 2008
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Scotch

a. Pertaining to Scotland, its inhabitants, or its language; Scottish. (Webster's Unabridged Dictionary 1940 - 1957 eds.)

While it is grammatically correct to refer to a person of Scottish descent as "Scotch", the Scotch people are known to get worked-up into a frenzy at its utterance. Conversely, the Scotch people have no issue with their culinary or alcoholic creations being referred to as such. "Scotch" is the only term known to offend a people not normally prone to sensitivity toward politically correct language.
1. The Scotch (people) are a tight lot.
2. The Minnesota Mining and Manufacturing Company (3-M) invented Scotch Tape.
3. The air was heavy with Scotch mist.
by ScooterMcBean January 25, 2011
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Scotch Plains

Scotch Plains is that feeling you get when you're making sweet love to your woman.
I feel so scotch plains in this brief, yet sensual, moment of ecstasy.
by Schatz June 25, 2007
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scorched earf

An imperfectly waxed pussy.
Now I done heard of trimmin the hedges...but you done scorched the earf.
by B. Kendall February 15, 2005
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scootching

when a dog rubs his ass along the ground after pooping.
My dog scoothes along the floor leaving skid marks behind.
by mary ann August 17, 2003
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Scrotcher

cross between a scratch and crotch, for a male or female who habitually scratches their crotch, possibly in an attempt to relieve sexual itch
That guys a scrotcher for sure. Andy hasn't got any in weeks he's tuning out to be a right scrotcher.
by Ed and steve August 19, 2008
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