Skelching

the action of pinning shut your anus shut with any amount of safety pins.

Some of my hobbies include swimming, bowling, and skelching!

by Coi A. jordan April 2, 2024

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Smelching

When you’re having intercourse and your partner sits on your face, suffocating you and killing you in the process.

When the police questioned the murderer, she plead that she was only Smelching and they let her off with a warning.

by SmelchingKing April 8, 2024

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When a nude male partner dips their balls in hot drippy queso cheese, burning their scrotum. Then they proceeded to teabag their drippy balls into their partners mouth, which stops the burn and sucks the queso off.

My balls still hurt from yesterday where we did all those rounds of scalching.

by Scalchboi1 December 24, 2024

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The Screaching Phoenix

To receive oral sex while your partner has the fireball drink in their mouth. The one receiving will then scream and shout and move resembling a phoenix being reborn.

Bro she hit me with the screaching phoenix and I didn't know what to do.

by JakmasterLoL September 17, 2022

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Back Seething

Getting so angry because the streamer just doesn't get it.

I am back seething so hard, don't they realize they have to do X to get Y.

by DarkViking April 2, 2024

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Shamokin Schoching

When a man sucks on external hemroids while making the sound of a piglet sucking it's mother's tit

A guy at work gave a lot lizard a Shamokin Schoching and she gave him back his money

by SCICT November 26, 2024

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Mud Sketching

Mud Sketching is when one draws art with their own feces. This can be either on the floor, walls, ceiling, etc. Mud Sketching is considered frowned upon in most 1st world countries, due to it's inherently unsanitary nature, but many 3rd world countries like India heavily partake in this unorthodox pastime

"I'm a grown man, and I love mud sketching!"
"Mud sketching is really fun once you get past the 'ew factor'"
"Mud sketching is so gross, man! People can only suffer so much for their art"
"Mud sketching make me willy hard!!!"

by Mudsketchman420 April 24, 2025

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