scaling hoes

The process whereby one "ranks" or "scales" women from 1-10, with 10 being the highest.

Dan: Yo!! That girl was a nice 8, thats a solid slay.
John: Nah man your bad at scaling hoes. She's a 4, dont you see that third tit on her lower back.

by jwr24 February 22, 2009

Prickter Scale

A scale that measures the severity of a male's negative characteristics; method of measurement for a male's 'prick-like" behavior.

Example: "How dare he scream at you like that. Wow, he's a total 10.5 on the prickter scale!"

by A Frayed Knot by EdgyZen October 30, 2014

Joubert Scale

When someone rates the looks of the person they're having sex with (1-10), higher than most people would say. To make it seem like they don't bang ugly people.

A 1-10 scale for rating women. This scale is usally 3 or more points higher then what most people would rate the same girl.

"That girl is cute I'd say she's a 6. A 9 all day on the Joubert scale."

"I finally met the girl Jay said was an 8, there's no way . He must be using the Joubert Scale! She's barely a 5."

by K.W.Maine April 3, 2020

kardashian scale

The Kardashian scale is a method for measuring how voluptuous a woman's behind is.

That booty is off the Kardashian scale!

by SirMeowington5 November 15, 2016

Burzum scale

Unit of measurement used in determining the flammability of a church.

Free-thinking neopagan: "This one should light up pretty quick guys. It's only got a score of 3.2 on the Burzum scale."

by grimly fiendish April 14, 2020

Dog Scale

13-17- pup
18-21 -cub
22-29-wolf
30-39- mustang
40-49-stallion
50-59- coyote
60-68 -golden jackal
69 -pooch
70-79- husky
80-89-bull
90-99-bear
100 + -polar bear

Dog Scale

by Saucebag June 3, 2016

Pegging scale

The Pegging scale (usually a 1-10) is how desirable someone would be to peg and how well they would take it.

Luxy: that Jimmy is a 10/10 on the pegging scale.

Simon: yeah, I think he would take it really well. That Jamie though, nah. Probably a 4/10

by Pogoextreme October 13, 2021