The Swinging Pendulums

The smacking together of male scrotums during sex.

"I could've sworn I heard The Swinging Pendulums coming from my upstairs neighbors apartment, but I could be wrong."
"Do you think gay guys are sorry for us that we can't do The Swinging Pendulums because I don't have testicles?" "Nah, your over-sized labia lips do just fine, Brenda."

by RoyCoup November 27, 2012

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Stop Swinging the Jackhammer

What you say to someone when they need to calm down and get their shit together. Usually used when they’re acting too wild and annoying.

Woah man, stop swinging the jackhammer and get off the table.

by Ravenouswolfbagger2257 May 8, 2020

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porch swinging liquor pig

noun. This is used to descibe a drunkard who does nothing all day but sit around and consume alcholic beverages. It also helps if said person is a fat bastard.

Jason and Tom are so lazy, they are the biggest porch swinging liquor pigs I have ever met.

by C_B_Savage December 19, 2006

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I got your ____ swinging

Usually a last resort type comeback that can also be used to annoy people. Most likely used by the annoying guy that is too lazy to use his brain to think of a good comeback. The douche usually uses what ever you say and fills in the blank in his pre-determined comeback.

I got your ____ swinging
Tommy: Hey man u wanna grill some hotdogs?
Chance: I got your hotdog swinging!!
Tommy: Your such a tool dude
Chance: I got your tool swigning!!
Tommy: Whatever, ask your girlfriend what she wants to eat
Chance: I got your girlfriend siwnging!!

by Da Persian September 7, 2008

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