Speed Blump

Receiving a blumpkin (taking a shit while you're getting some dome) while driving. This can be done either into a bed pan or just onto the seat if you really don't give a shit.

Rebecca gave you a speed blump last night? Was it in a bed pan or did you just let it fly free?

by MrBeaverK February 23, 2010

Speed rodding

A quickie; sex, when time is a factor.

First man: "Hey, how did it go with that girl last night, is she a stayer?"

Second man: "Naaaah... only managed to squeeze in some brief speed rodding and then she got away."

Presenter: "...and your specialist subject?"

Contenstant: "Speed rodding."

by RhythmJunky May 24, 2010

Speed of Swords

A speed twice as fast of the speed of light, as defined from Fighter from 8-bit theater, Interlude 02.

Ninjas are too slow for me because I move at the speed of swords--it is twice as fast as light you can look it up but i don't know where so dont ask--so that is why you see my sword blur like that.

by Monoshift November 12, 2010

Speed Cuber

A person who can consistently solve a 3x3x3 cube puzzle whose main focus is on improving their average speed solve times.

I am a Speed Cuber , I go for Speed Cubing competitions in my area as soon as I see them.

by randomdefiner_196 September 7, 2018

speed racer

A fast talking whippersnapper who knows his stuff. Also has a very dry sense of humour, despite his (probably intentional) refusal to use punctuation both in text and vocal interface.

Go Speed Racer Go Go Go!

by C16H13ClN2O February 10, 2005

speed leech

A speed leech is a person who leeches speed off another driver when they pass. For example, one car is going a steady 50 mph and you pass him going 70 mph (because they are going too slow),..............and then "magically" they suddenly speed up to match your speed of 70 mph and keep up with you now , effectively leeching off your speed. This is done presumably because the speed leech figures if a police car is up ahead, the person in front will get the ticket. These people are cowardly people who are too wimpy to speed on their own and need to leech off another drivers speed

I am gonna lose this speed leech by going 100 mph, and see if they can keep up

by Picaboshouse August 2, 2016

speed trap

Area of road, usually where speed limit drops, where multiple or one determined cop sit majority of the day busting unsuspecting speeders with radar to get money for the department.

Those fucktard cops caught me in that speed trap yesterday

by Merc01` May 13, 2005