spametry

Strange poetic spam email

"Today's spametry straight from my spam folder"
Hi!

Here lies Sam Shay.

with some very painful sneezing,
I didn't turn the TV off.
He just can't wait to read my books-
When I come home from school.
I felt it on my ear.
and all the lockers white.
I didn't turn the TV off.
My friends all started laughing,
I did a lousy job.
I didn't clean the mess.
I was in for a surprise.
I think that's pretty cool.
I had nosebleeds, measles, heat rash,
and cinnamon raisin bread.
When I got on the school bus,
while munching cookies, cakes, and chips
with some very painful sneezing,
We have broken all the blackboards
while munching cookies, cakes, and chips
with some very painful sneezing,
We have broken all the blackboards
Rocky Mountain spotted fever,
That I have ever had!

by bigaleagles January 5, 2009

Spamvertisement

Spam emails, privet messages, notes, comments that people recive on/in their accounts.

"I got one today. Some kind of spamvertisement asking me to go some site"

by xX Princess Heartbreak Xx May 30, 2009

Samert

The coolest person on earth!

Sweet, Kind, Sense of Humor.

Im gonna give you a samert sandwich.

by Amobrodude November 11, 2010

samerria

A Samerria is a very loving person and love u to make people happy in such a way...💖💓😍💍

There go my Bestfrann Samerria.

by Diamonds and pedals June 15, 2017

spammer

Quite possibly one of the lowest forms of life around. Fills the email boxes of people with offers for increasing the size of male genitila, mortgage refinacing, credit, links to pages displaying every kind of sexual act known to humans, and among other things, pills.

I know someone who was in the hospital for a week last year, when he got home there was over 2000 spam messages in his inbox.

by jesster79 March 12, 2004

Spacer

One who is addicted to myspace.

"My friend cindy is a spacer, signing in numerous times a day."

by Andrew Tseng October 26, 2006

Spammer

A group of around 200 people, mostly Americans who are responsible for a nuisance that costs businesses vast sums of money - according to the Washington Post last year (2004) it costs large US companies almost $2000 per employee per year. If that much money was invseted in hospitals or the third world instead of being spent searching for the few wanted e-mails amongst the junk it could save millions of lives.

Okay, heres some figures:
Using last years figures, each day, in the UK spam costs at least 16.5 million pounds. That means that the cost of spam in in less than a week exceeds the ammount pledged by the UK government to provide aid to the tsunami disaster victims.

If there was no spam think how many lives could be saved.

by yaoigirlproxy January 25, 2005