StuFd

A combination of the phrase Stupid Fucking Dumb ass.

Dude, you are such a stuFd!

That guy was such a big stuFd, i never want to come back here again.

by ACR Church April 1, 2010

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Smudge Baby

A "Smudge baby" is born when a man or woman without pants (or with crotchless pants) is sitting on a sofa, and shits on the sofa and it smudges all over it.

Originating from a chinese pop song. Lyrics can be found here:

http://lyrics.robby.haryan.to/song.php?id=5257

Phil looked at Matt and observed drily, "Mark just birthed a smudge baby all over your sofa."

by Carnifex2009 April 3, 2009

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Smudge

A fat, fluffy, grey, lazy beast. That spends most of her time inside, curled up into a ball in front of the warmth of a fire. And has long ear hair. But most importantly is a cat the has a smudge on her right lower arm.

Damn is smudge get away from the milk

by Izzy.... October 29, 2018

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Smuffling

To encase, or otherwise stuff ones penis and scrotum, a.k.a. junk, into a very tight pair of leather pants. Smuffling is expanded to mean any rough tucking or handling, by oneself or others, of said junk, ranging from mild smuffling to extreme, drag queen smuffling (may or may not involve surgical staples).

Smuffling is also extremely useful when attempting to defecate upon your own chest.

"I tried to shit on my own chest, but my balls get in the way. I might have to do some smuffling to do it."

by Miss Courtney January 7, 2009

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Smuddle

Smuddle is a cross between smothering and cuddling. It is what two people do after having sex. The word can be used as both positive and negative. Smuddling ussually involves face kisses and hard post-coital nipples.

"Lay on top of me, I want to be smuddled".

OR

"Get off of me, You are smuddling me".

by Banjo Reese July 20, 2009

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