Snowmageddon's weaker/wetter cousin. When you get a shit ton of snow followed immediately by a warm front that turns it all into slush creating massive amounts of standing water and ice slushy. This is then in turn tossed around by idiots in cars indiscriminately like a rain/hale storm in a twister causing weeping and gnashing of teeth on your way to work as your car is slowly eroded away from the raw mixture of water, deicing chemicals, ice, salt and gravel.
Oh my god I almost drown on my way to work today. It was a regular Slushmageddon out there.
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Holy shit my car was pulverized this morning by all the yahoos driving in Slushmageddon
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Holy shit my car was pulverized this morning by all the yahoos driving in Slushmageddon
by KillerGerbil January 13, 2011
Get the Slushmageddon mug.-When your balls stick to the inside of your leg.
-One of the most frustrating natural phenomena of which the only cure is to awkwardly reach into the nether region and peel the balls from the leg.
-One of the most frustrating natural phenomena of which the only cure is to awkwardly reach into the nether region and peel the balls from the leg.
by ACASTLE March 1, 2012
Get the Slurkin mug.The act of walking slowly and bobbing side to side with your feet pointed outward while shaking a slushie cup in order to make sure it is mixed. Must have earbuds over each ear and you must dap every person you see in the hallway. Do this when coming back to class from lunch.
Guy 1 (Slushie Walking): *Daps 10 homies* Yo what's good Mr. Smith?
Mr. Smith (Psychology Teacher): You're late to class again. Stop slushing and get a move-on.
Mr. Smith (Psychology Teacher): You're late to class again. Stop slushing and get a move-on.
by kingofthejunk May 29, 2018
Get the Slushing mug.by Ronnie Davidson November 18, 2013
Get the Texas Slushie mug.A. Past-participle of Slink, a verb meaning, "to move in a sneaky manner".
B. A slutty/seductive hominid female. So called because such females have a tendency to "slink" into the pants of hominid males.
C. A species of creature commonly connected to avant-garde musician Brian Carrol, alias "Buckethead". It is speculated that the slunk may be an odd cross between an Aardvark and a Chicken, though how this phenomenon of breeding came to be is unknown. Another theory suggests that the slunks may be homicidal robots.
B. A slutty/seductive hominid female. So called because such females have a tendency to "slink" into the pants of hominid males.
C. A species of creature commonly connected to avant-garde musician Brian Carrol, alias "Buckethead". It is speculated that the slunk may be an odd cross between an Aardvark and a Chicken, though how this phenomenon of breeding came to be is unknown. Another theory suggests that the slunks may be homicidal robots.
I slunk about the corner. (A)
Watch out for that slunk. She's jailbait from head to toe. (B)
Look at that! A slunk! Do you know how lucky we are to have seen one of them? (C)
Watch out for that slunk. She's jailbait from head to toe. (B)
Look at that! A slunk! Do you know how lucky we are to have seen one of them? (C)
by Bucketbot #13 August 3, 2010
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Get the sluck mug.The girl that took her top off in the bar tonight was a major slush.
Sometimes when I go out with my friends I turn into a slush.
I like to get slushy when I go out drinking.
Sometimes when I go out with my friends I turn into a slush.
I like to get slushy when I go out drinking.
by TylerMW(Tdub) September 11, 2009
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