shittietemple

when you get head on the toilet and you got the runs

man i had the runs but i wanted some head so she came in and gave me a shittietemple

by i8urpnis June 8, 2024

handsy shitties

a hand job while taking a dump

So I asked the broad if she'd lick my ass and she said "No, I won't do anything that nasty, but I'm game for handsy shitties".

by HandsyScotty February 4, 2010

cutting shitties

To participate in the act of doing donuts in a pickup truck in a field; may be used to desribe many different kuntry boy activities involving trucks.

"How did he get arrested last night?"
"He was out cutting shitties in the Dirtymax and got caught by the game warden."

by Chawqueef August 3, 2017

mc shitties

mc shitties

an exclamation of both suprise , and of something mildy bad that just happened. like when you eat a mcdonalds, and then you fart, but oops, it was more than just a fart.

or really....just saying this to be cute or funny, or to use a cuss exclamation m and soften it by being a bit cutsie, instead of just rankly saying "shit!"

(hye, because i ate a waffle, now i am late to school) "mc shitties !"........

by duck double duck September 15, 2018

Whippin’ Shitties

When an intoxicated person is operating some form of transportation and crashes.

“Damn I was whippin’ shitties on my bike last night on the way home from the bar…and now I have a broken arm and a $3000 ambulance bill.”

by Mads911 March 19, 2022

The Shittest Cunt

The Shittest Cunt is by far the worst of all Shit Cunts. It's a status achieved by few and an insult not to be used lightly.
These cunts take the actions of your average Shit Cunt to a new level.

You know that Ponzi Scheme guy from DCA - Ash Balanian !?? HE IS THE SHITTEST CUNT !!

by Justice Dept March 31, 2024

World's Shittest Bar

Awal Avenue, Juffair in Bahrain is the location of The World's Shittest Bar. It is visited on the annual Bahrain Cultural Trip where pilgrims must drink at least one pint before staggering out into the searing heat of Bahrain.
Nobody knows the name of the bar - or remembers exactly how to get there. But it is very real - and very shit.

Archie - "Fancy a pint in the World's Shittest Bar, Billy?"
Billy - "No. Let's go."

by MaccieG August 20, 2023