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butt ripper

when u fart and it sounds likeu riped ur ass
john farted and it sounded like he ripped his pants or his ass
by Laura July 18, 2004
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AHOLE RIPPER

One who rips somebody another asshole
When I get home , I'm gonna rip you another ahole.
by .greg chugger August 16, 2006
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breast ripper

An old interrogation and torture device: basically a set of tongs with two pairs of big claws.

Red-hot or ice-cold, they tore to shreds the breasts of countless women who were convicted of heresy, adultery, self-induced abortion, erotic white magic, or some other crime.

Often, one breast of an unmarried mother would be subjected to this agony.
“'Are they ready?!' one of the women called over to the oven. 'Ready!' a burly, middle-aged man answered, wielding a pair of breast rippers! The torturers stood and watched with glee!

The red-hot pinchers jabbed deep into the flesh of the right breast of Britney Spears, searing her. She squawked like a parrot as the man suddenly yanked the tongs away! The implant fell away as the breast tore, the sac bursting on the stone floor!"
by Lorelili March 25, 2005
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Rim Ripper

When i was 13 i had my first 'Rim Ripper'... i had partied the night before, and nobody wants to take a shit in sum1 elses house at a party.. so i held it in all night. and next morning i didn't have to go till a lil while in the after noon.. all the fucking alchohal from the party had dehydrated my system so when i shit it was just a huge baseball sized chunk of concrete shit.. of course it had to come out.. and of course.. it was a 'Rim Ripper'.. in short a Rim Ripper is when ur shit is so big your anus bleeds
1) man i just had the biggest rim ripper i can even walk

2) either my girlfirend forgot her tampons or she had a rim ripper cuz these panties are Crimson!
by Scott Wiltshire September 10, 2005
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felt-ripper

To take a shit that's so bangin' the numerous furious wipes needed to clean the sphincter cause the bog roll to rip and disintigrate in your hand.

Also applies to a pool or snooker shot with too much top.
I went for a right felt-ripper before, drew blood and everything. That kebab last night was a bad idea...
by DJ-DEEG July 23, 2010
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Ripper Snapper

by hotshot99 September 12, 2012
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