read it in english 

What your Calculus teacher says before an evaluation, typically to indicate difficult wording of a word problem or just to tell their students not to be dumb in a subtle way. Usually said with a disappointed-i'm-praying-for-you look. Also commonly paired with "read it in full" or "read it twice".

Calc teacher: Related rates is not hard, just read the problem in full and read it in english
Student: *Crying*
Calc teacher: Not my problem if you didn't do the homework

read it in english by concept not format November 30, 2019

Read Me 

Read Me most of the time means there are something you should read . . .

You: Heeeeeey, Why dosnt you guys have x?
Me: You should maybe read the "Read Me" before asking?

Read Me by TeamAlert April 9, 2020

Read Aloud 

Something so stupid that teachers do. Everyone leaves.

Someone: What is so boring for you
Also Someone: ReAd AlOuD

Read Aloud by mlpnkobjivhiuvh October 16, 2020

Read Aloud 

Something Californian Teachers do on Zoom

Read Aloud is Boring.

Read Aloud by mlpnkobjivhiuvh October 16, 2020

Read the patch notes? 

A roast that is commonly used by toxic Call of Duty players. It is executed when an individual showing their frustration, constantly dying in a game. 'Read the patch notes?' is a question where someone asks the frustrated individual if they read the patch notes. If the person who is salty says no, that is where you hit them with the roast of all roasts.

"Why do I keep dying peeking that angle??"
"Did you read the patch notes?"
"No... what do they say?"
"The shit players who peek that angle die"

Read the patch notes? by The Alcorus November 23, 2020

Read Below

If you don't allow Blue Anon to be published, I will kill you.

Read Below:
I will kill you.

Read Below by Cade Cade March 7, 2021

Read p 

An insult to tell your friend who wears glasses or who just can’t see

Friend 1: What does that say I can’t see
Friend 2: ugh read p

Read p by Dangerous golf ball June 13, 2021