Sloppy Randal

When someone breaks in but also breaks into your backside

Did you hear that Dave got a Sloppy Randal last night? The police never found the guy.

by Cringe22 July 26, 2022

EJ Randall

A person with a square head (Carlos Magallanes) because the character has a big square head.

Whoa! Is that guy an EJ Randall?

by DAWDUIHAWIUDHAW July 28, 2021

donovan randall schumaker

a glorious black boy with dreads. his birthday is everyday. he is my special pookie bear.

donovan randall schumaker is beautiful

by lebronnnnnnnnnnn February 25, 2024

Jack Randal

Pronounced as the character from Outlander. The act of using your toes (specifically the space in between your big and index toes) to masturbate an individual that has a large clitoris or a small penis.

My partner has a great time when I give them the Jack Randal.

by TwinkleToeMaster July 27, 2019

Randal

A stinky degenerate who does not know any form of self hygene, also sometimes known as a hobgoblin, gremlin, gaycunt, or sewer dweller. Randal has an inate ability to sweat at all times no matter the temperature, and always manages to have moist hands. Randal has never been seen conversing with a member of the opposite gender and noone knows if it is physically possible for him to do so. it is advised that if any contact is made with Randal, to imediately douse oneself in hand sanitiser or any other form of disinfectant.

NP - "Just saw Randal, my hands are still dripping man, gotta find some hand sanitiser"
Randal - "I just washed them man, you're such a gaycunt"

by Adam Beau Burston March 2, 2022

Randall

When your approached by a transgender and it brings up uncomfortable sexual desires from your loins. Causing you to react rudely.

I was approached at olive garden by a Trans waitress, causing a Randall.

by Yetiarms January 10, 2024

Do a Randal

You do a Randal when you are overly dissapointed in humanity. You decide to leave society and move up in to the mountains with only your freshly grown beard(can't be shorther than 0.5metres) grown beard and a banjo. And in order to keep your sanity you live with goats instead of humans.

Oh man! I'm so dissapointed in humanity... I just wan't to do a Randal!

by Noshbergh August 12, 2019