Rim Ripper

When i was 13 i had my first 'Rim Ripper'... i had partied the night before, and nobody wants to take a shit in sum1 elses house at a party.. so i held it in all night. and next morning i didn't have to go till a lil while in the after noon.. all the fucking alchohal from the party had dehydrated my system so when i shit it was just a huge baseball sized chunk of concrete shit.. of course it had to come out.. and of course.. it was a 'Rim Ripper'.. in short a Rim Ripper is when ur shit is so big your anus bleeds

1) man i just had the biggest rim ripper i can even walk

2) either my girlfirend forgot her tampons or she had a rim ripper cuz these panties are Crimson!

by Scott Wiltshire September 10, 2005

felt-ripper

To take a shit that's so bangin' the numerous furious wipes needed to clean the sphincter cause the bog roll to rip and disintigrate in your hand.

Also applies to a pool or snooker shot with too much top.

I went for a right felt-ripper before, drew blood and everything. That kebab last night was a bad idea...

by DJ-DEEG July 23, 2010

Certified Ripper

One that drives like hell on any road

Chris is definitely a certified ripper.

by Redneck509 January 13, 2020

Ripper Snapper

a large line of cocaine

lets do some ripper snappers

by hotshot99 September 12, 2012

Ripper-Magoo

Any consumable substance that has a stimulating effect. Eg. Jager Bombs, amphetamines, caffine, nicotine, crystal meth, coccain, etc.

Hey Kevin, what are you up to today? Wanna go out and do some Ripper-Magoos (Jager Bombs) tonight? No thank's I had plenty of Ripper-Magoos last night, perhaps just a couple of Rippers (shots of Jag without the Red Bull).

by D-Chainz December 25, 2020

Grim Ripper

The Most Bad-ass Guitar hero Character...Ever.
GO BUY HIM FROM THE GUITAR CENTER SHOP IN YOUR GH 1/2/3/Rocks the 80s and i hope Aerosmith....
.....NOW!!!!
......What are you waiting for!?

9350 Guitar hero dollars?! DAMNIT!!! I want my Grim ripper NOW!!!! NOW I SAY!!!!!

by Sheripper June 30, 2008

Blanket Ripper

An extremely loud, explosive fart in bed, which threatens to tear the blankets apart.

Bloody hell Ernest, I thought I'd never get to sleep last night. The wife kept doing these vile blanket rippers. I was scared that she'd either rip the blankets apart and we'd freeze to death, or the stinking fart miasma would gas us both.

by sbjkd January 25, 2009