petty

Me

I am petty

by pettyassbitch March 16, 2017

Alex Pettyfer

Alex Pettyfer is an extremely sexy British actor, possibly the hottest male human being of his generation.

Friend: Hey, who was that sexy guy that played the main character in I Am Number Four?

Friend2: Alex Pettyfer. Isn't he totally hot??

Friend: YES *.*

by MyPseudonymIs November 6, 2012

Patty Jack

A homeless man's dick jammed into a thong.

Yo...Look over there that homeless guy has a Patty Jack

holy shit dude, thats gross..

by Mr.Sark July 5, 2012

Petty

When someone overreacts over the littlest things

someone gets mad because the microwave door was left open. That's being petty

by Dj Ellis March 21, 2017

pronoun petty

A person who is extremely self-conscious about their pronouns.

NOTE: If a person corrects you nicely, they're not pronoun petty.

Person 1 - "Hey, have you seen Katie? She's been pretty off la-"
Katie - "EXCUSE ME I ONLY USE THEY/THEM PRONOUNS"
Person 1 - "Yeah whatever you pronoun petty fuck."

by GermanFromSaucePlayz September 18, 2021

one putt

Task that is expected to be relatively easy but, if not done properly, can turn into an embarrassing nightmare.

CBS executives: “Here Dan – here’s the latest on the Bush Air National Guard story. The docs show Bush’s superiors thought he was a schmuck, too. This is a one putt story if I’ve ever seen one – run it tonight at 6.”

by workinglate February 8, 2007

Tom Petty

The most kick ass rock artist in the history of music. Front man and song writer for the band Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers and an awesome live performer. He is responsioble for countless chat-topping albums and really great songs such as: American Girl, Breakdown, Free fallin', Mary Jane's Last Dance ect...

Everyone at the concert agreed that Tom Petty is a major rock n' roll star after he and the Heartbreakers played an awesome set

by Mrs. Tom Petty September 15, 2005