The irrational fear or paranoia that every new member joining an online community is a disguised alternative account alt of a previously banned or troublesome user
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Get the PTSD mug.Occurs when it's Sunday and you think you have School tomorrow even though it's the middle of Summer.
Person 1: OH NO! WE HAVE SCHOOL TOMORROW! WTF!
Person 2: It's literally June 4th. You're having Educational PTSD.
Person 2: It's literally June 4th. You're having Educational PTSD.
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Get the Educational PTSD mug.A chronic condition caused by repeated incidents of Slack Shaming, excessive @channel pings, or being publicly corrected in front of your digital peers. Symptoms include fear of typing in any channel, cold sweats before hitting "send," overuse of drafts, and the haunting sound of the Slack notification plink in your nightmares.
Ever since I posted that meme in #finance instead of #fun-stuff, I’ve had Post-Traumatic Slack Disorder (PTSD). I triple-check every channel now and haven’t used @here in 6 months
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When you facetime your friend and forget you are screensharing and go on snapchat to stalk a crush’s location or snapscore and you screen record profile. Ptsd is the feeling after when you are constantly thinking you are screensharing so you can never go on a profile again.
When you facetime your friend and forget you are screensharing and go on snapchat to stalk a crush’s location or snapscore and you screen record profile. Ptsd is the feeling after when you are constantly thinking you are screensharing so you can never go on a profile again.
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Person A: Dude I think I have PTSD
Person B:Is it the penis that needs sucking disorder?
Person A: yeahh
Person A: Dude I think I have PTSD
Person B:Is it the penis that needs sucking disorder?
Person A: yeahh
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A condition used by former military members to scam the government. Frequently used by military members who never saw combat.
Not to be confused with POW who actually have Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder.
A condition used by former military members to scam the government. Frequently used by military members who never saw combat.
Not to be confused with POW who actually have Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder.
"Hey, did you hear Tyrone got 100% Service Connected for PTSD? Now he's making $70,000 a year and never has to work for the rest of his life. He'll be making money even after he would have normally retired!"
"Wasn't Tyrone a Chef and stationed in Taiwan? WTF! He barely served two years!"
"Wasn't Tyrone a Chef and stationed in Taiwan? WTF! He barely served two years!"
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