protein as fuck

a statement that is used to define quality and/or quantity. It's a step above fat as fuck; much more emphasized and powerful. Protein helps build muscles, and fat makes you fluffy, therefore protein > fat.

1. Jack: "yo did you see that fine chic at the gym yesterday?"

Bob: "ya dawg she was protein as fuck!!"

2. Joey: "Look at all this food on the table!"

Roxy: "ya it's protein as fuck!!"

by Mattham June 21, 2011

protieneous

"sexy" "jacked" "double stacked triple jacked" "swol" "brawlic" "beastmode"

that dude is so protieneous

by Brawlic December 10, 2013

protein mask

A thick creamy substance milked from the penis,used to spread on one's face, generally after sex or jacking off.

'My girlfriend will love this natural protein mask'

by SwineyTodd September 19, 2014

Protein Chemist

An expert at extracting protein (in the dirty way) aka being a slut

She is becoming a protein chemist

by New trends July 15, 2015

Protein Shake

When you are doing anal, right before you climax , you put it in their mouth

You ever have truffle butter}? Well try this {protein shake!

by Bignuhhh September 16, 2015

protein asshole

A guy who is so obsessed with working out that he always seems to be holding a protein shake or shaking protein powder in his mouth.

Yo that guy is a total protein asshole, look at him just going to town at that protein milkshake...piece of shit.

by prakkattack96 December 14, 2015

protzen

Montanablack

Montanablack is protzen

by AYCTOBI August 23, 2019