fake pooing

Fake pooing is the acitivty/hobby you undertake when you're bored at work and want to go kill some time, but actually have to need to use the toilet

Fake pooing usually involves one (or more) of the following

using your phone to text/play games
reading the newspaper
drinking a cup of tea
jerking one off

'I'm was really bored today, so I went into trap 3 to play some Tetris on my phone and do some fake pooing'

by Kevon DJ September 14, 2006

Profile Slut

A person who spends most of their time online checking peoples AIM infos constantly, even when they know it wont be different.

Sam is SUCH a profile slut

by SF March 3, 2003

Profigulent

Pro-Phil-Gillen. Qualities of profigulent people include extreme popularity, remarkable intelligence, a perfect 2400 SAT score (yes, perfect - nothing wrong), ridiculously good looks, wonderfully genuine kindness, and all-around awesomeness.

There's only one Phil Gillen!
True that, but I can at least TRY to be profigulent!

by Ckhan09 January 10, 2009

Profile Hopping

When you are on Facebook, you go to one of your friends' profiles, then go to their mutual friends, and click on one of their profiles and so on.

Jesus- Hey, what have you been up to today?
Moses- Not much, just been profile hopping on Facebook.

by Colin H. Christ August 26, 2009

Anime Profile Picture

They're stereotyped as either

1. An annoying 12-14 year old weeb who tryna act all either edgy or woke with their trashiest opinions or thoughts (e.g MHA, AOT, or other popular anime)
2. An incel misogynistic pedophile with the trashiest opinions, especially with social and political topics (e.g a random anime girl or worse a Loli)

Person 1 with Anime Profile Picture: *inserts opinions, most probably a trashy one*
Person 2: Anime Profile Picture, invalid opinion.

by tamtam05 January 18, 2022

prodigal

a person who wastes a lot of money, a very generous person, a spend thrift, a boastful person. Such person usually spends his riches lavishly

1. Jane, a prodigal, was seen on the street the other day.
2. Cathy spent her salary like a prodigal and is begging now.

by anon.ewing June 17, 2008

profile picture

Girls take pictures of themselves, pick their favourite one and post it as their profile picture. Sometimes, girls use two or three of the pictures and use a picture editing website called Picnik. Girls edit the shit out of their pictures to make themselves look somewhat hot. What's the point of all of this? To get "Likes" on their pictures. It's almost as if it's a race to get the most likes on your profile picture. It gets so bad, that some girls delete their picture they just posted if it doesn't get enough likes within a certain amount of time.

"Woah, that girl looked so hot in her profile picture... now that i think of it, she's ugly as fuck in person"

by awesomekillergurl October 7, 2011