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promo wanker

A promo wanker is an annoying skid mark from the underpants of society who will stop at nothing to get people to attend their nightclub's event. Usually a seedy male or a slutty female. They are the epitome of low and will not believe that their job is not a real one.
Oh I've got 23 notifications on facebook.

Wow. They are all invites. I Hate promo wankers!!
by Cockney46 April 22, 2014
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promo box

A "promo box" is a retro style rectangular tin (metal) lunch box. Also referred to as a carry all.

Makell Bird, founder of ADED.US Music Distribution, took the idea of an old school kid's lunch box –– which was popular amongst kids in the 1960s, 1970s, and 1980s –– and rebranded it as a way to carry around a musicians's personal belongings.

The following items are items you would usually see in a "promo box":
cell phone, smart phone, wallet, plastic cards like credit cards, business cards, promotional stickers, cd's, dvd discs, lighters, weed, guitar picks, batteries, charger cables, small cameras....

The whole point behind the "promo box" is to turn any person (in this case, someone in the music business) into a traveling salesman. A "promo box" allows the carrier to distribute and promote his person and/or business material all over town. It serves as a smaller version of a suitcase and it also makes a wonderful appendage so that you don't have to carry all these items in your wallet or a backpack.

Thanks to it's shape, you can also put promotional stickers all over it like you would do to a laptop or car window.
This dude just gave me a free CD and some business cards out of his promo box.
by maktown September 13, 2014
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promadeen

poo that is painful
Gosh darn it, that promadeen just ripped open my anus!!!
by promadeen September 19, 2014
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promotar

1) Someone who promotes events but doesn't know how to spell.

2) Someone who shits their pants often.
From what im reading he is king in the area at shitting his pants and booking shows; other local promotars wish they do 10% of the shifting themselves that he does.
by angrymofo1 November 17, 2016
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pramodani

The best person ever, but is the baby in the squad. Always is friend zoned, or even worse hate zoned. She is funny and smart and loves books.
Neel Mehra: have u seen Pramodani today?
Me: u like her?
Neel Mehra: ewww no, I hate her
by #potatofsquadfsm May 30, 2017
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Promdeevil

A dark skinned man who fucks boys with his four tiny dicks

(usually in the prom)
Oh my god! I heard that a promdeevil just fucked eleven kids last night!
by Dongdongpongdotcom November 22, 2017
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promoation

Where a "rising through the ranks" knight or lord is given a more-luxurious castle with a sizable water-filled ditch surrounding it.
King Arthur was known for his fair and generous treatment of his loyal and courageous round-table warriors, so I imagine that he regularly gave them promoations to reward them for exceptional bravery and/or servitude.
by QuacksO May 25, 2020
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