project milf

The nutrition and fitness plan or program of a woman desiring to maintain milf status.

HMW: Did you see that skanky ho in her husband's sweats and greasy ponytail?

LM: ZOMG!! I don't evar wanna be that. I am so back on the project milf wagon.

by lawn_mama January 20, 2008

project magicment

Inventing work for yourself to do when you have none to maintain the appearance of being a valuable asset to your company.

Dude 1: "What are you working on?"
Dude 2: "Nothin', bored--so I'm re-writing classes in the data tier."
Dude 1: "Lol...Project magicment at its finest."

by SLeepdepD June 24, 2008

Projectile diarrhea

An explosive poop smoothie, often expelled just before toilet touchdown, leaving a disgusting map of shit on the bowl.

Alice, don't come in yet -- I still need to flush my projectile diarrhea off the bowl!

by Al Berich October 21, 2018

Project Freelancer

An organization in Red vs Blue, Leonard L. Church was given a single AI to use, the alpha, he was determined to find one super soldier to give it to so they could win the great war against aliens, however once the alpha split itself into a fragment by extreme emotion on that side of him, he no longer wanted one, but an entire army of super soldiers all with AIs, so he tortured the AI until it split into fragments, after his wife Allison died in the great war, he fragmented the emotion of Allison into Beta, and forgot his original goals and put bringing back Allison correctly. Agent Maine lost his ability to speak, so Agent Carolina gave her fragment, Sigma, Alpha's Creativity, to the Meta, Sigma corrupted the Meta and forced him to kill all the freelancers and steal their AI's, and most of the agents killed eachother. After his death, all agents for Project Freelancer were arrested for multiple criminal offenses. All agents were named after states.

Before there was Red vs Blue.

There was Project Freelancer

by A Incredible Pseudonym January 17, 2019

Project DIVA

A rhythm game for the PSP, PS3, PS Vita, PS4 & Nintendo Switch by SEGA featuring Vocaloids Hatsune Miku, Kagamine Rin, Kagamine Len, Megurine Luka, MEIKO, & Kaito.

"Oh, Project DIVA is so addictive and so overpriced"
"Yeah, I know Project DIVA is Japanese, but so it your car!"

by Whyiseverypseudonymtaken June 15, 2020

Projected

When a limited item on Roblox RAP (recent average rap) shoots up by a lot more than what it usually stables at. Which it seems like it’s worth more than it’s supposed to be. Let’s say a limited item that’s usually stable around 1.5k, some retard buys it for 1 million robux on his alt account, the rap now becomes about 100k but the starting price would still be around 1.5k because that’s how much it’s actually worth. The people who own that item now would try to trade it to someone more than 1.5k

Person 1: Yo, I accepted a trade, I gave 5k for an egg that’s rap says 15k! 10k win!
Person 2: No dumb fuck, that egg is worth 1k check the graph and price. It’s a projected. You lost 4k idiot.

by Boycott Rolimon June 9, 2021

butterfly project

The butterfly project is a technique used to deter self harm. You draw a butterfly where you'd self harm and name it after someone you love. If self harm whilst the butterfly is still there then you've killed that butterfly. I use it and it works for me but it may not for you. Good luck.

I use the butterfly project to stay clean!

by Where's my tea October 20, 2020