Procastiscaping

The act of playing RuneScape instead of doing something important. (ie. homework, Showering, Sleeping, eating)

Friend: dude why do you smell like ass?

You: I didnt shower this morning, I was to busy procastiscaping.

Friend: nerd... wanna go to Bandos later?

by Nitsew & Noir Rain May 19, 2011

Procastubation

When you're about styding or need to do something urgent, but you decide to take a wank first.

me I really need to start styding right now.
dick AHEM. *gets hard*
me GODDAMMIT I DONT HAVE TIME FOR PROCASTUBATION RIGHT NOW.

by Pitn April 24, 2014

Precap

Annoying pre-commercial preview of what's to come after the commercial break on the program you are already in the midst of watching.

Husband: "Please tivo forward, this is just the precap and we're just going to watch it all again immediately after the commercial break! Do they think we have no short term memory?"

Wife: "No, I want to know what happens!"

by project runway March 30, 2010

proactivestination

A proactive form of procrastination

Jane: We rearranged our apartment a little and organized it better. Procrastination at its best

Fred: That's what you might call that proactivestination

by xsci September 12, 2011

Precautionary Shave

The act of shaving your body for a date, just in case sex that was not initially planned, happens anyways.

"Sorry I took so long, I was doing a precautionary shave for my date."

by Vegita September 12, 2016

Proasstination

When you procrastinate when you shouldn't or are already late.

Thanks to my proasstination with the electric bill I have late fees now too.

by HumaneAnimal September 13, 2017

proarious

jubilant anarchy

we had a proarious night

by RexusKwando May 5, 2017