poster child

A mural-sized painting or photo of an attractive youngster.
Having a poster child on da wall may or may not be comparably satisfying or enjoyable as having one or more real rug-rats around, depending on your own temperament, physical capabilities, financial situation, etc. On da one hand, just staring at a nice picture won't give you da uniquely-pleasurable experience of actually holding and caring for a warm living breathing pint-sized fellow human, but on da other hand, it will save you da time, effort, expense (especially if said offspring has a bratty/delinquent tendency, in which case extra clothing-store/toy-department purchases or fines/bail-money would be an additional concern), emotional trauma, etc. of raising actual in-da-flesh children.
by QuacksO December 02, 2023
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Poster Child

What you should be calling millennials, the only generation who refuses to grow the freak up.

Be warned: never tell them they’re old, unless you have a death wish 😃👍
“That Kelsey is being way to modest, because she didn’t mention to you that she is the poster child for hatred, stupidity, the cancel culture, the misguided, and the truly hateful” - from whatever her name is who basically described all you need to know about millennials in a sentence.
by Your local Gen Z February 24, 2021
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making a poster

a term that is used to describe when a guy goes to pound town. (Used particularly to describe the action with two girls)
Sanjog was making a poster with his Bhangra friends
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Bakugo Poster Incident

The Bakugo Poster Incident refers to a TikTok of a girl smearing her USED TAMPON‼️‼️ over a poster of Bakugo from MHA. it’s really gross don’t look it up 🙁
Person A: “yo you ever heard of the Bakugo Poster Incident”
Person B: “oh my god yeah it’s so gross…it’s why I ended up leaving the MHA fandom
by just another anon👁️ July 02, 2024
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poster's madness

When someone gets a following (usually small, but it can be any size) on a social media site and it turns them into an insane diva who thinks they are far more important than they are, both to the social media site and to the world.
Early users of Bluesky often succumbed to poster's madness after getting just a thousand followers.
by The Madness of Posters November 08, 2024
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madd poster child

Anyone who has more than one DUI on their driving record,or someone who gets busted for a DUI,everytime they get behind the wheel.
He (she) has so many DUI arrests on their driving record,he(she) could be a MADD poster child.
by RTBSTRD November 05, 2013
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Poster Gal

A deviantART user (usually female) known for being a fangirl and drawing in an anime-inspired art style. Named after the fact they usually have hundreds of posters in their bedroom
The biggest fear of a poster gal (aside from spiders) is having her Legolas shrine discovered by CPS
by nekoriki February 08, 2025
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