when a girls pubic hair gets so out of control it extends from her crotch down her upper thighs. Typically happens to girls who lack sexual activity, which can lead to a terrifying experience for both her and the poor guy/girl hooking up with her.
Derived from "chops", which men typically grown on their faces. Also known as extended side burns.
Derived from "chops", which men typically grown on their faces. Also known as extended side burns.
I went to hook up with this girl last night, but couldn't do it! She had SERIOUS poon chops!
Oh my God! I got way to drunk last night and hooked up with this guy, TOTALLY forgetting about my out of control poon chops!
Oh my God! I got way to drunk last night and hooked up with this guy, TOTALLY forgetting about my out of control poon chops!
by M@llor! and $h@n@ December 7, 2010
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Guy 1: Damn homie that bitch I fucked las night had all kinds of STDs
Guy 2: Shit that hoe musta had the poon plague
Guy 2: Shit that hoe musta had the poon plague
by Idiotwithacomputer September 10, 2011
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by eratatosk December 28, 2011
Get the Pogonophobia mug.Any season in which you will be in an environment with many horny women. This is often caused by the holiday season when girls feel lonley and its cold outside so they need an extra body for warmth.
by Bigdaddy69 December 29, 2012
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With all the qualities of a normal wallflower, this type of person is seemingly shy with low self-esteem, soft spoken, with average attractiveness.
Because they seem like such a decent person, you have no qualms about sharing your life story or dickpics with them.
HOWEVER. Once you're lulled into the false sense of security the poisonous wallflower projects, they viciously use this information against you in various ways that aren't always apparent.
How to spot a poisonous wallflower:
-Has many friends of the opposite gender on the internet, because at heart, they're an attention whore
-Deems themselves 'awkward', yet is able to spot a social faux pas easily
-Soft or quiet voice, uses a lot of flowery language to cover up their ill intentions
-Easily forgivable
-Has extensive knowledge of 4chan related things, yet seems very innocent
-Curses a lot when typing, but usually not over any voice services such as skype or teamspeak
-Adept at leading people on
The best way to deal with a poisonous wallflower is to deny them attention, namely blocking or ignoring them. If you try to show the world their evil ways, they'll turn it into a "victim" situation, where you're the one in the wrong.
With all the qualities of a normal wallflower, this type of person is seemingly shy with low self-esteem, soft spoken, with average attractiveness.
Because they seem like such a decent person, you have no qualms about sharing your life story or dickpics with them.
HOWEVER. Once you're lulled into the false sense of security the poisonous wallflower projects, they viciously use this information against you in various ways that aren't always apparent.
How to spot a poisonous wallflower:
-Has many friends of the opposite gender on the internet, because at heart, they're an attention whore
-Deems themselves 'awkward', yet is able to spot a social faux pas easily
-Soft or quiet voice, uses a lot of flowery language to cover up their ill intentions
-Easily forgivable
-Has extensive knowledge of 4chan related things, yet seems very innocent
-Curses a lot when typing, but usually not over any voice services such as skype or teamspeak
-Adept at leading people on
The best way to deal with a poisonous wallflower is to deny them attention, namely blocking or ignoring them. If you try to show the world their evil ways, they'll turn it into a "victim" situation, where you're the one in the wrong.
Neil: "Sara is actually pretty cool for a girl gamer."
"Don't fall for it bro, she's actually a cold-hearted poisonous wallflower who will pretend she cares about you before casually admitting she hates you."
Neil: "Nahh dude, she's chill I swear."
Two weeks later, Neil committed suicide.
"Don't fall for it bro, she's actually a cold-hearted poisonous wallflower who will pretend she cares about you before casually admitting she hates you."
Neil: "Nahh dude, she's chill I swear."
Two weeks later, Neil committed suicide.
by senpaisan September 8, 2013
Get the poisonous wallflower mug.Apple Care became Poison Apple from a febrile group of thirteen COVID-19 infected upper level Apple employees in a hospital in with no windows. Poison Apple Developers are emotionally dark. They answered with anger, invalidation and with hostility customers would stop calling. The Poison Apple group started each day with watching Osho or Deepak Chopra footage and ended with full color war footage from the mid 1990s Poison Apple technicians had no training because most people would hang up. Poison Apple Employees say it was impossible or a questions is unimportant. Making fun of people helped. These employees were paid less than before. Tim Cook loved this idea because it would reduce call volume and increase profits for share holders. Apple stock peaked sharply in May 2021 and plummeted in June 2021 to $5 per share. New Start Up developed in Melbourne Australia by 3 female students who met at Uni. Pavlova products are 100% recyclable. Pavlova uses highly trained employees in tech who would resolves issues quickly. Apple is a product of grouchy old farts who used the Next Door App to be fight with neighbors online. Pavlova was the brand chosen by youth and vibrant athletic older people. Apple for the toilet to measures urine volume. named iPEE. Microsoft purchased Apple and later merged apple and Microsoft. The software was called iSOFT. Impotence of the baby boomers inspired this. Apple became overly focused on bodily functions.
I sold my iPad, Apple Pencil , iPhone and MacBook after Apple support changed to the Poison Apple. I liked the polite intelligent tech support at Pavlova. I liked that Pavlova products are made in Australia, USA and Canada.created High Paying jobs the united states in call centers and factories. The American dream was reality again.
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