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poach

Where, within a commission sales environment, a commission sales person steps into a sale OR takes the sale from a non-commission paid employee, thus recieving all commission credit from the sale.
"Will Doo, i'm poaching the deal on that fuck'n big screen you assclown! Oh, by the way, what's your sister doing this weekend?"
by Will Doo February 15, 2006
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ponch

a female version of the beer gut, starting really low in the mid-section
I can see her ponch through her pants!
by mel September 15, 2003
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Post Poacher

A newsgroup / forum user who waits until someone else has answered someone's question, and then posts the same answer, slightly reworded, in order to try and get some credit (and an MVP nomination)
OP: Can someone help? How do I access ServerA from ServerB using ProgramA?
- User1: Just add a permission entry for ServerA in ProgramA
(30 minutes later)
- Post Poacher: All you need to do is edit ProgramA's permission settings to allow ServerA
- User1: Good work Einstein. How about coming up with your own thoughts for once?
by Crundy January 17, 2008
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poaching

Hiking off trail to ski "illegal" or forbidden terrain, or just skiing on closed trails.
"Lets go poach that ledge"
"I got busted poaching so they suspended my season pass."
by LineProfit February 28, 2008
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vada poche

Used to define a situation, in which one has lost, screwed up something..
Man 1: Dude, Some one stole your laptop!
Man 2: vada poche
by ddtrox July 30, 2011
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Ass Poacher

N. One, who in reference to the person, has been accused of poaching on another person's ass. This can involve unwanted booty slaps or even just looking at another girl's ass while in presence of a girlfriend. Ass poaching is not, however, unisexual. A woman can be an ass poacher, as well as the ass poached.

also: ass poached, ass poaching, "poached ass", ass poachery
I can't believe Wanda set me up on a blind date with such a flagrant ass poacher!!!
by Bryan !!! July 26, 2006
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pisched

(pished)

noun

1. when a Minnesotan redneck is very annoyed or angry
"The Denali is out of fuel, I'm pisched!"
by Nizzard Lizzarf February 21, 2014
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