popcornmare

The fact that you don't like to share your ration of popcorn in the cinema with your new gf, and that ruins the whole date and movie.

Dude 1: What about your date with Camilla...

Dude 2: Terrible! It's been a popcornmare.

Dude 1: You know, you can't play with food!

by greg0891 November 25, 2009

popcorn dick

The act of cutting a hole at the bottom of a popcorn tub and slipping your dick inside.

popcorn dick- does anybody want any popcorn I have some right here.

by Rbomb04 September 1, 2014

popcorn kiss

Kisses all over ones face in rapid succession .

I just gave my bae popcorn kisses for being so cute

by Geezeus December 8, 2014

POpcoRN

When you talk about porn at school and dont want to get called by a teacher

Bob: hey bro you want to watch some "popcorn"
Billy: YE

by the guy whe exists October 25, 2019

Popcorn ass

When you wash your ass after eating alot of popcorn you can feel kernels when you scrub your hole

Dam gene i noticed i had some serious popcorn ass in the shower this morning

by Tha Freek October 25, 2019

Salty Popcorn

A banking term popular amongst the homosexuals on Wall Street. It refers to the sexual act of one man allowing his ejacualte to drip down to his testicles, were it is then consumed dutifully by another man.

Me: They have a 550 FICO

Sputnik: Bro you know I can throw down on a deal like this, I run the salty popcorn crew! #WeGobbleItUp

by Salty Popcorn Krew July 29, 2018

Chop Your Popcorn

When you cut a guy's testicals off

Simon if you don't stop messing with me im going to chop your popcorn!

by Saggyred January 20, 2015