Protusque

Protusque is a word used when grotesque doesn't quite cut it. Used to describe disgusting, ugly and scummy things. A powerful and effective term used at your own risk.

"Oi, your face is Protusque"

"Did you see her dress the other night? Protusque or what!"

by Tuberider March 12, 2010

pootastrophe

poo·tas·tro·phe   poo-tas-truh-fee
noun
1.
a sudden and widespread disaster usually involving fecal matter: the pootastrophe of war.
2.
any misfortune, mishap, or failure; fiasco: The play was so poor our whole evening was a complete pootastrophe.
3.
a final event or conclusion, usually an unfortunate one; a disastrous end: the great 1831 pootastrophe of the Old South at Appomattox.

You: "Oh man...if I eat this entire bag of Sour Patch Kids...I'm gonna have a pootastrophe!"

Your Friend: "Then DON'T eat them all! You JACKWAGON!"

by UNCoNeCTD October 21, 2012

pontus dick

A big dick, every girl wont it

You wont a big, ofc! Pontus dick i big , everyone like it. EVERYONE!! The girl wont have sex whit him every day. Beacuse he have a big dick. He have the best o the best dicks on the earht! 1 foot long

by [e-mail] December 12, 2016

PEOTUS

President-Elect Of The United States

Sadly, Donald Trump is the new PEOTUS.

by seq94 January 19, 2017

Pooiush

Somebody that has taken it upon themselves or gone out of their way to be a complete and utter irritating fuck.
Most commonly found in the Afrikaans community and among the homeless community.

Citizens have the full right to hit one of these people, whenever they like.

Aye, get out of the way you Pooiush

by the pooiush whisperer March 11, 2018

Pootis Man

One crazy fella!

That Pootis Man stabbed my dog

by Derpy Fella January 5, 2021

poobus

when you shovel 78 (exactly) blueberry flavored mini muffins into you or another woman's vagina

yo, chris and his bitch did a poobus last night. kinky ass motherfuckers

by poobuslover42969 March 26, 2021