When you take two slices of your favorite pizza and fold them over on top of each other so the crusts are on top and bottom.
" I woke up this morning with a famous hangover, there were two slices of pepperoni left so I made a poor man's pizza sandwich with them. Now I need a Tums!"
by gnizzo foshizzo August 2, 2009

For (baked good) use items that get stale, like bread or bagels.
A stale baked good. The hardness from being stale substitutes for actually toasting it.
A stale baked good. The hardness from being stale substitutes for actually toasting it.
I went to the convention, but all they had to eat was Poor Man's Toasted (baked good)'s because it was poorly funded.
by Dongo December 3, 2005

Our poor old Failüre's been greatly annoyed by the lunacy of the legendary Burgy. Everyone's been greatly amused, except the... Poor Old Man.
(short applause, laughing, and boozing)
(short applause, laughing, and boozing)
by The Real Driller August 30, 2022

A sexual activity whereby the male participant inserts a hoagie roll into the female participants pussy. After insertion, the male then drills his prick thru the hoagie roll female assembly creating a hole. They then fuck as normal until the male cums inside the roll. The male then removes the roll and proceeds to feed it to the female.
Last night my bitch got hungry but all we had were hoagie rolls, so I gave her the good ol poor man’s Twinkie.
by Biganchokeyuh September 15, 2023

Bro I am so hungry but we don't have anything to eat .... expect that old box of quinoa... I know let's make some Poor Man's Caviar
by AP_Rated October 4, 2023

by taregami July 1, 2024

Poor Man's Quit is not really a Poor Man's Quit. Tobacco is highly toxic with 800 chemicals while Nicotine itself is not toxic. Don't stuff Tobacco in a capsule and take it, or you will have bloody poop and stomach ache and intestine pain. Save for REAL Nicotine Lozenges 2mg to 4mg or try Nic Nacs 6mg Nicotine Lozenges half a Lozenges or 3mg. Nicotine itself is a cognitive enhancer and is non-toxic and safe. The 800+ chemicals in the Tobacco Plant is more toxic than a poorly set up meth lab (Methamphetamine HCl) or speed lab (Amphetamine HCl) with no pharmaceutical controls to check for quality control. Nicotine Lozenges are purified and safe. Vaping is pretty safe. Smoking is not safe. Swallowing Tobacco is 100 times less safe than smoking.
I tried Poor Man's Quit for the last time. Time to save up for Nicotine Lozenges Regular Man's Quit and never try Poor Man's Quit again. No more pain in the intestine or stomach or pooping blood or dizziness.
by HawaiianPunch1 June 15, 2025
