poor man's pizza sandwich

When you take two slices of your favorite pizza and fold them over on top of each other so the crusts are on top and bottom.

" I woke up this morning with a famous hangover, there were two slices of pepperoni left so I made a poor man's pizza sandwich with them. Now I need a Tums!"

by gnizzo foshizzo August 2, 2009

Poor Man's Toasted (baked good)

For (baked good) use items that get stale, like bread or bagels.

A stale baked good. The hardness from being stale substitutes for actually toasting it.

I went to the convention, but all they had to eat was Poor Man's Toasted (baked good)'s because it was poorly funded.

by Dongo December 3, 2005

Poor Old Man

Burgdorf's favorite phrase.

Our poor old Failüre's been greatly annoyed by the lunacy of the legendary Burgy. Everyone's been greatly amused, except the... Poor Old Man.
(short applause, laughing, and boozing)

by The Real Driller August 30, 2022

Poor Man’s Ether

Having sex with your wife in order to sleep.

Hey mama, I’m having trouble sleeping. Can I get a shot of some Poor Man’s Ether. Pwease!!

by anonymous July 6, 2023

poor man's roll

Taking an Amphetamine and a Benzodiazepine simultaneously to emulate the effects of extacy when said substance is unavailable or unreliable or you just prefer the PMR.

Dood I popped like three klonapin and some Dex This is the poor man's roll!

by elwoood13 November 5, 2013

Poor Man's Style

A drawing on a piece of paper only done with a pen. Only one color, mostly grey, and no other things used. Usually done when the artist refuses to buy other supplies, either not having enough money or just not wanting to cuz he's a greedy bastard.

A:"Why didn't you color it? Or you anything besides your pen for that matter?"

B:"Dude I got the Poor Man's Style of drawing."

A:"So you're just a greedy bastard?"

B:"Pretty much."

by Null, The King Of Nothing December 2, 2017

poor man's crab legs

French Fries that were fried in grease after fried fish.

When we tasted fish when we ate the French Fries at the bar, we asked for Old Bay Seasoning and called it Poor Man's Crab Legs.

by Whosit606 November 2, 2022