Ploppycock

When a person lies about pooping to get out of messaging there other half

“Gluesinda I need to poop I’ll message you later” (ploppycock)

by Ploppybossy March 21, 2022

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Pooplocks

A pooplock is like a dreadlock but it is not on your head. A pooplock is made when hairs from your butthole get stuck together due to having dried poop.

Oh no! I ran out of toilet paper and now my pooplocks are itching.

by Joseph the savage June 8, 2022

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polycock

Polyurethane plastic giant penis

I couldn’t find anything to defend myself from the intruder with so I beat them with my polycock.

by Polycock master September 23, 2023

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Poopsock O'clock

When its time to grab the poopsock and strain it out of its juices and glory.

Mom i am sorry i cant go to the family function because it is Poopsock O'clock and i need to liquidate it.

by jumpingjellybeanboy December 9, 2023

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Poopsock O'Clock

When it is time to grab your poopsock and squeez out the scat for all of its delicious glory.

Hey mom I am sorry I can not go to the family function cuz its poopsock O'clock! I need to extract the juices and freeze the product for the next buyer.

by jumpingjellybeanboy December 9, 2023

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