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UD Pooper

Someone who ruins a page of interesting definitions by posting the actual definition of said word.
Def 1. Sex - What kind of moron are you that you look up sex in the urban dictionary?

Def 2. Sex - 1) The act of intercourse

2) Another word for Gender

Much like how a person who ruins a party is called a party pooper, the person who wrote the second definition is a UD Pooper.
by yournameisalreadybeingusedbyso February 11, 2013
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Pooper Scooter

Someone who "scoots" or nudges dog pop into the bushes instead of picking it up and disposing of it properly. Pooper scooters want people to think they are picking up after their dog when they really aren't.
Miles: Don't forget the pooper scooper!
McCord: it's cool I'll just kick it into some bushes or something.
Miles: Dude you're such a pooper scooter
by Andythemailman April 20, 2013
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The Pooper Scooper

The Pooper Scooper is a dominant male who is known for anal sex. There can only be one "Pooper Scooper" at a time. The Pooper Scooper is a ranking title and is the top rank of all men.
Mike: Yo Anthony! Word on the street is you are "The Pooper Scooper"!
Anthony: Hell yeah, I just did anal with this big booty bitch last night!
by TheOfficialJasonS January 30, 2015
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pooper-potamus

I would totally put it in her pooper-potamus
by bfeezy83 December 26, 2019
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Pooper Gooper

One who ejacultes multiple times inside of the same anus, or the second (or more) person to ejaculate inside of the same anus.
I felt that fart on my face, I swear everyone at this party is a pooper gooper!
by Upbeat jolly August 26, 2019
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Pooper Scooper

A man in Raunchy lingerie bent over shoving shit in his mouth.
“YO WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING BRUV”
“Ahhh nothing mate just being a pooper scooper!”
by Sammywammypurplescammy February 21, 2020
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Phantom Pooper

An individual who takes a dump in a public restroom without flushing, usually in their place of employment or a place where they regularly poop. Generally, the phantom pooper abides by a set of ground rules:

1. Leave a phantom poop only if the restroom is empty so as to secure your anonymity. If another person enters the restroom while you are on the toilet, simply poop and wipe/flush as usual.

2. Throw no toilet paper in the toilet. This will allow you to show off your brown creation in its full glory, as well as leave the person who finds the phantom poop to think "Wow, no toilet paper, this must have been a ghost!"

3. Leave a phantom poop daily, ideally in the same stall at the same time. This will ensure general chaos and distrust in the workplace.
A phantom pooper began work at Jame's office, creating chaos and distrust among his co-workers. Eventually they had to install sensor flushers in the toilets to foil the phantom pooper.
by Cornyhotdogs October 15, 2017
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