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Porcelain Gas Chamber

After taking a huge dump, you immediately put your head in the bowl, cover it with a towel, and breathe until you puke or pass out.
I've been doing my own porcelain gas chambers lately but yesterday I was lucky and my friend Billy let me use his after he had taco bell for lunch.
by jblogy June 17, 2023
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burning porcelain

The unfortunate and uncomfortable aftermath of eating a large quantity of extremely hot food. The name comes from the burning sensation while you are sitting on the toilet (porcelain).
"Oh man I have been burning porcelain this morning. I should not have eaten all those buffalo wings last night!"
by Sue D. Nymme September 22, 2007
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Room of Porcelain Fixtures

Bathroom, restroom, lavatory. Any room containing a toilet and a sink.
He has such a low tolerance for alcohol that one beer will send him running to the Room of Porcelain Fixtures.
by uwg October 24, 2006
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pound the porcelain

To take a shit.

Linked to the kinetic force of your faeces striking the porcelain of the toilet.
I think I feel a grog bog coming on, I'm gunna go pound the porcelain.
by Bonesey July 19, 2010
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Pressure Wash the Porcelain

Occurs when one (usually male) aims for the brown stains left from a previous user in a public restroom, in order to avoid misplaced blame for having made them.
Bro, I totally had to pressure wash the porcelain in that bathroom. There was a hottie waiting in line behind me.
by TANGO December 12, 2012
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Paint the Porcelain

An explosive spray of diarrhea such that the innards of the toilet are coated in the chocolate colored substance.
Oh man, i shouldn't have eaten that taquito. I'm about to paint the porcelain!
by Raven3113 April 19, 2009
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When a person farts loudly before pooing. The noise is amplified by the hollow bowl of the toilet.
After a long night competitive beer drinking, i awoke to my roomate playing the porcelain trumpet.
by joshuah! September 28, 2006
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