Mattia Polibio

The Famous Black TikTok King- every word spoken by him, is given an appraisal. His weird habits such as, “licking toilets” was just simply not enough, so he found other ways to use his vulgar mouth and “justify” his actions.

His fan: “Mattia Polibio’s white though?”
Me: “Nah, he’s a black king”
His other fan: Stop bullying him, he has black friends”

Mattia: “If I only like white girls and not black girls, it’s a PrEfErEnCe”

LMAOOOO
They do anything for clout. Smh🥱

by Ithappensyfm April 15, 2020

Matt Pelliser

The original drummer of My Chemical Romance. He founded the band with Gerard Way, but was later fired for being crap!

"Matt Pelliser played well sometimes, but got ropey towards the end."

by Lurancy Venom January 24, 2006

Phllip Metz

A lurking troll that lives in between two pieces of astrolglide covered cardboard. It's (and I use that term lightly) location is not certain, however the last time spotted, it was glaring at a disabled child. The child later died that day. When born, they begged the parents to kill the thing before it swallows the world with it's ugliness, the parents agreed, and philip metz was thrown in the river at an age of 4 days. However, it survived, and now even attends school. It hasn't washed its hair since that day it fell in the river and is a member of the famed "colon squad". Recently, in 2001, philip metz was declared its own species, a piece of shit, scientists have yet to capture the creature to become aware of its unique genetic structure. Finally, the creature also lost it's penis in the womb, and therefore has earned the nickname "no penis".

parker: "Hey! look! It's Philip Metz!"
phillip metz: "Pythagreom Therom doesn't always work"

by Buzz Lightyear October 17, 2004

polliwogs

A polliwog is a tadpole.

"Hey, look at those polliwogs over there."
"Oi! I'm offended by the term you used there. Say 'tadpole' or I will shop you to the thought police.
"Sorry Mr. Lammy, our mistake."

by LiberaceHudson September 25, 2017

cross ass to mouth pollination

Perfroming anal sex with one female then receiving oral sex from another female right after without washing off.

Man last night i took those 2 girls from the bar home and did some cross ass to mouth pollination.

by aj2893 December 23, 2006

Poliar

Poliar: Someone who lies to be polite

"Do these jeans make me look fat?" "No baby, your ass looks so hot in those jeans I could bite it." "Shut up you poliar! I am *so* fat!"

by the_comedian September 8, 2009

poli-wop

Someone of both Polish and Italian heritage.

Jenny is 1/2 Polish and 1/2 Italian, she is a seriously beautiful poli-wop.

by jimmy-wop April 27, 2014