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playboy wax

a type of bikini wax in which all the pubic hair is removed, including any and all crack hair. Derived from the fact that playboy bunny's must get them so as not to be embarassed.
Damn my ass hurts-i just got my first playboy wax!
by onechinadoll April 8, 2006
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Playdoh Hair

You know, it's that thing when guys who are wearing bathing suits with a net need drop a deuce in a body of water. The load strains through the net and looks like someone squeezing Playdoh Hair. It can be brunette, blond, or dirty blond (with corn). Dirty blond is achieved by eating a bowl of nib-lets every morning for breakfast.
Damn I really need to take a Playdoh Hair here on the river. Didn't get to take a beer shit this morning so it looks like I'll Playdoh Hair in the lake. Look at that Dirty Blond Playdoh Hair floating down the greenbelt.
by E smoke a J July 28, 2010
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college football playoff

A US college football playoff does not currently exist in the Football Bowl Subdivision, where polls and bowls determine the champion. These polls are heavily biased. A proper playoff would involve all 11 college football conference champions, and a 12th team to round out the field - either the next-best 2nd-place team or an Independent.

Four games are played in September, four games in October, four games in November.

At the end of the season, ALL college conferences will be obliged to stage a championship game between their top two teams to determine their conference champion, if the top two teams finish within one game of each other, or if they send the winners of their two divisions to a championship game anyway. (i.e. 11-1 and 10-2).

If there is a clear winner after the season is concluded (i.e. a 12-0 team, with the next-best team being 10-2), no championship game is required.

CONFERENCE CHAMPIONSHIPS (Week of Dec. 1-7)

ROUND ONE
7 of these 11 conference champions, plus the best 2nd-place team (or an Independent - whatever works) play at the sites of the 4 major bowls during the second week of December. (8th to 14th)
The four winning teams move on.
The schools can then break for exams and holidays.

ROUND TWO
The four major bowl games are the Orange, Sugar, Rose, and Fiesta Bowl. The winners from round 1 meet up with the four top-ranked conference champions in these bowl games.
Four teams move on in the playoff from here.

The TOP 4 conference champions get byes to round 2, which, coincidentally, will be the four major bowl games. The bowl games have historical significance in college football, and some college conferences have contractual tie-ins which give them huge sums of money.

This is the main reason that college presidents in these conferences are against a playoff. They don't want to give up the money that their schools earn through the bowls. This playoff system does not get rid of them.

ROUND THREE
In round 3, 2 of the sites of those bowl games host the semi-final games.
The following season, the other two sites host the semi-finals.

ROUND 4
The FBS championship will also rotate between the 4 bowls, as it does now.

So there you have it. No bowls get eliminated, which makes the college presidents happy.
The teams that get knocked out of the playoff can also go on to play in other bowls if they so wish.
A college football playoff would allow the US college football champion to be determined on the field, instead of by arbitrary polls.
by Emcee D February 3, 2009
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playdough it in

When a male is not able to get a erection but still proceeds to have intercourse by pushing the limp penis in with his fingers, much like pushing playdough in a cup.
Kyle had to playdough it in the canadian girl because he was too drunk.
"Did you have sex with that canadian girl?"

"Yeah I had to playdough it in."
by Kyle the 8 th October 20, 2009
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Playboi Carti

eminem: *reads a whole dictionary in 10 seconds*

Playboi carti: bih!+* SlaTT+* Wha~~?
by slatt🦋🦋🦋 December 20, 2021
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Playder

silver platter that serves u shit
Heres a playder from ur mom
by Kiesty February 28, 2009
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playform

A gaming hardware platform, such as the Nintendo Wii, Xbox, PS3, Intellivision, or Atari
Jason: dude, I just got the new Madden Football game!
Amrit: for what playform?
Jason: lolz, wii wii.
by jasonrotsky April 14, 2010
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