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Playing Possum

Playing Possum or To Play Possum is to pretend as if you are asleep or dead.
"When ever my parents come to my room to check on me late at night I'm usually playing possum."
by MiniMillyMonster March 5, 2015
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playing hard to get

When a prospective sexual partner knows that you are seeking thier attention, they will do all they can to throw you off, so that you will have to do something seriously impressive to get thier attention. The two best tactics against this are to either completely ignore them or appear oblivious to the fact they are playing hard to get.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004
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playing fuck fuck

Screwing around, wasting time; a general mis-use of time.
Jerry to co-workers: "I ain't got time to be sittin' around playing fuck fuck!"
by wibruk September 4, 2008
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Playing DJ

Don't bother me, I'm playing DJ.
by Bone June 17, 2004
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Muddy Playing Conditions

Situational condition whereby anal sexual play would be prohibited due to Diarrhea or other loose stool situations.
Ted was horned up and ready for some intense anal intercourse. Unfortunately, his girlfrend had an earlier assplosion and he was disappointed when she refused him rear entry due to her Muddy Playing Conditions.
by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2009
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Like playing with fux.

When your teammates in a game fail.
God damn they got tempest again and our warbeast can't farm boots for 20mins. It's like playing with fux.
by koralama January 27, 2010
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A Playing Card

Someone who is an Asexual, because ace is a nickname for Asexuals so that mean's Asexuals come out of the deck and not the closet
Person 1: Hey I'm a playing card
Person 2: the fuck does that mean?
Person 1: it means I'm Asexual
by LivinKawasaki June 4, 2021
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