Philancholy

A state of depression induced when a Phil Collins song gets stuck in your head.

I woke up hearing "In the Air Tonight" and now it's making me all philancholy. :(

by the Perdverts May 10, 2014

Philanthroplasty

noun - A charitable donation of plastic surgery to the beauty-deficient or otherwise attractively-challenged.

In an effort to curb the ugliness of incest babies, the State of Alabama started the Philanthroplasty Fund For Children of Sibling Pregnancy.

by Tim The Insane April 1, 2015

philassopher

A person (usu. male) who keeps looking at other people's (usu. females') bottoms, and who generally prefers anal sex to vaginal sex.

I'm not gonna have that philassopher guy at my party; he keeps staring at people's asses and commenting on them!

by tohid.m.URMIA September 17, 2015

philassophy

(used humorously to mean) the study of asses

A: What was John's major at university?
B: Philassophy, I guess. Whenever I saw him, he was standing in the hallway checking girls' asses!

by tohid.m.URMIA September 17, 2015

philadelthia

How my dad pronounces Philadelphia... and he doesn't give a fuck!

"Hey, how 'bout dem Philadelthia Eagles! I sure like that Roitel cheese dip too!"

by Rudythedog7 June 12, 2018

Philadelphia Paint Job

After anal sex, she farts big and the cum sprays all over the wall.

I butt fucked her for a month, now I have a full Philadelphia paint job in my bedroom.

by Joe Black2 September 26, 2018

Philadelphia Slammer

When performing oral sex on man who is sitting on a wooden chair, the partner will suddenly take the man's nuts and slam them as hard as possible against the chair in a attempt to force a painful ejaculation . This was popularised in Philadelphia through a social media challenge.

My girlfriend was giving me some good head when suddenly she threw me a Philadelphia Slammer, it was so painful that I cried like a baby.

by Ghost witchet August 11, 2019