presser

short for press conference

Pete Dick: "What you wanna do after the game?"
TP: "I wanna order another beer and watch the presser on ESPN."
Pete Dick: "Lets get a pitcher then, those guys can get long winded, especially if Shaq is playin."

by Pete Dick March 9, 2008

If You Lipslide My Rail, Ill Nose Press Your Box

A pickup line snowboarders use to pick up a snowboarder girl.
In Other-words it means if you give me a B-J ill eat you out.

"Hey girl! If You Lipslide My Rail, Ill Nose Press Your Box"

by SteezyD January 22, 2009

press my laundry

to tell someone to give you a hug

Get over here and press my laundry!

by llama4 January 1, 2014

Lip Press

To place ones lips on another person, without puckering.
A gesture similar to a kiss, but lacking effort and/or passion.

Jim: I saw you kissing my girlfriend, Jack.
Jack: No worries Jim, it was just a lip press.

by Paige W December 24, 2007

Totes Pressed

Totally Depressed

Girl 1: Man, after that chick came back from her vacation, she's been totes pressed.

Girl 2: I know. Such a downer. We totes need to get her laid!

Girl 1: Totes presh, Girl! Totes presh!

by Totes pearly January 23, 2011

naked press ups over a man hole

used to define sex with a lady who is so loose that the act of sex resembles doing naked press ups over an open man hole

the sex with that wan was like doin naked press ups over a man hole!!!!

by agrosteve March 24, 2011

Perma-pressed

Ultimate in cool, cooler than permafrost.

That gig was beyond sick; totally perma-pressed.

by fabetismo November 17, 2016