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If You Lipslide My Rail, Ill Nose Press Your Box 

A pickup line snowboarders use to pick up a snowboarder girl.
In Other-words it means if you give me a B-J ill eat you out.
"Hey girl! If You Lipslide My Rail, Ill Nose Press Your Box"

Lipsided 

When a girl has on a thong and the thong slides to one side and either side of her lip is hanging out, it is lopsided, or "lipsided".
When we got out of the truck, I told Alina that I was feeling a little lipsided, she said "been there Cracker, my shit was lipsided yesterday".
Lipsided by Lipsided Lynyrd April 27, 2011

Lipspider 

When an old woman wears bright red lipstick that bleeds outside the lines of her lips onto her wrinkles, thereby creating the appearance of a squished spider.
My grandmother wore her lipspider to Thanksgiving last year and I couldn't keep anything down.

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026