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pervstache

is any mustache of intentionally bad taste, that is meant to be funny or ironic

(mostly worn today by hipsters or indie rocker, but cult film director John Waters and “Pink Flamingos” star David Lochary were both early pioneers of the style)
“that’s awesome! you look like a 70’s porn star sportin’ that pervstache”
by tl77 November 26, 2010
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manually operated percussion accelerometer

a device to apply a measured amount of force in a certain direction at the required time and direction
using a manually operated percussion accelerometer, we need to insert this steel shaft into this solid surface.

or we are going to hammer this nail into the wall!!
by jomac_uk September 28, 2008
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percussion

a group in the band played by the people without musical talent who usually just sit there and talk to each other the whole class. they are the assholes who get the conductor mad all the time. annoys the hell out of the trumpets who sit right in front of them.
percussion:jabber jabber jabber
trumpet:ssh! the conductor said to be quiet!
percussion:shut up! im watchin' south park on my I-pod!
by alex that guy you know May 29, 2007
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Percussion nigga

Any African American that plays any percussion instrument in the school band; the lowest form of life
That black kid who plays the drums is a percussion nigga.
by The Bars Major May 11, 2014
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pervestrian

noun, adj. combination of pedestrian and pervert.

A person who is walking (or driving) around in search of sex or things of sexual nature.
A guy walks up to a girl at a party and asks her to flash her tits. He would be considered a pervestrian.

the girl could say "that was a pervestrian thing to do" or "he was such a pervestrian!"
by PyRo August 13, 2004
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percussive guitar

A sub genre of fingerstyle guitar in which one uses the body of the acoustic guitar to create percussive noises, effects, and recreate drum kit sounds.
Andy McKee's song 'Drifting' caused a spike in the popularity of percussive guitar.
by EG Jones March 6, 2014
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pervosaur

A legendary being, very perverted, moves by thrusting his pelvis forward. Only travels by itself because if not he would rape all other members of his pack. Raids small cliff side villages in northern Scotland for sex-slaves. Stops growing and never ages after the age of 12. Oh, and did I mention he has t-Rex arms and is very perverted. Once they reach 13 they may choose to stay 12 or become a VelociRAPEtor
That Pervosaur just raided that cliff side village
by Pervosaur August 27, 2016
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