penisless

without penis

i am penisless

by penislessness October 6, 2008

Penises

To quote Peter. Slang for, "Peter says". Peter knows cool, Peter knows hip.

Leroy - How's that new club downtown?
Deevan - Penises it's fly.

by TSpank July 3, 2003

penisex

When a man rapes another man, the correct name for a man who has sex with another man without his permission is a penisexer, which is basically a gay rapist who only targets men.

White guy- i guess were gonna be trapped here for a while. Nigga- guess what?. White guy- what?. Nigga im gonna rape you!!!!. White guy- OOhhhhh NOOO!!!!! IM GONNA GET RAPED BY A GUY!, penisex

by eioxpip November 28, 2014

Penislexia

An excuse a guy gives when he tries to put it in the wrong hole *accidentally*, of course.

Like in the Spike and Mike's Festival of animation in the early 1990s, a cartoon that has the only dialog of "WRONG HOLE" at the end is a perfect example of penislexia.

by Shindig8 June 25, 2010

penises and beer

the female version of titties and beer.

fxxxxxxxxxcktards. <^> <^>

by gabi September 7, 2004

Penised

(Verb) To penis someone; to smack them anywhere as apunishment for a stupid comment.

Person A: 10 x 10 = 1000 right?
Person B: are you kidding me???
Person A: oooooooh right!! It equals 100
Person B: ::smaks Person A in stomach::
Person C: HAHAHA!! You were penised!!

by Eham July 10, 2005

peniseater

1.) One who eats another's penis.

2.) A worthless son of a bitch who is unworthy even to to lick the crusty shit from a monkey's cock.

Darth Sidious is a real peniseater!

by Nutgobbler III May 21, 2006