Pedestrian

An awesome form of speedbump, mainly involving screaming and blood effect

Your brand new kitten

by THe Funk Trunk Blumpkin Explosion (REKANYZE!) October 21, 2002

Peesh

Male genitalia. Penis

Adam sticks his peesh in Ashly's hooha on a regular basis.

by A. Harmon August 28, 2005

peeness

When you have to pee really bad and you're talking about it.

If I sit like this I can't feel the peeness.

Note: someone actually said the above sentence without realizing what they had just said

by Princess Crime Mob January 11, 2005

peensleeve

1. a foreskin
2. an uncircumcised male

she's such a freak, she loves the peensleeve!

by elmo cash November 5, 2007

Militant Pedestrian

A person who shows no regard for pedestrian crossing etiquette, these people will walk out in front of cars regardless of a red light and if a driver honks in annoyance they will often oblige by offering an offensive hand gesture.

After braking harshly so as to not hit a man walking through a red light I honk in annoyance.
He turns round and flips me off making me wish I hadn't braked but instead floored it and made him into passata,
leaving me thinking "I fucking hate militant pedestrians."

by creasicle May 29, 2010

peestipation

Similar to constipation except instead of not being able to pee, you just dont want to.

Person one: "Oh man I really have to pee."
Person two:" Well then go pee."
Person one:" But I'm to comfortable to pee!"
Person two:" Oh, you didn't tell me you had peestipation."

by cleverness April 19, 2009

pedestribitch

A word my friend Cory made up for people who take forever to cross the road. You know those people who just randomly pop out of nowhere and walk in slow-motion to the other side of the street? Yea that's them. This term is usually usued when driving.

Pronounced: Ped-ess-trah-bitch

1. OMG PedestriBitch(es)!
2. Fucken Pedestribitches hurry up!

by Thepakman May 27, 2008