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turtle head poking out

Simply means that you need to take a shit . That your very close to shifting yourself
by Liplarp985 April 11, 2017
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Peaking Turtle

When you have to take a shit to badly that the tip of the poop is coming out of your asshole.
can't talk, sorry! I have a peaking turtle!
by CassidyFapia March 1, 2011
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Poking the hive

When someone is aware of the negative consequences of doing something but go ahead and do it anyway. In other words, you are asking for trouble.
I don't know, that guy looks pretty tough, do you really want to be poking the hive.
by slang-a-lang June 1, 2013
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poking seagulls

Katie got a long stick and poked a seagull through the skylight. The seagull was happy to play along
Katie got a long stick and poked a seagull through the skylight. The seagull was happy to play along . Katie loved poking seagulls
by Sally Hart June 22, 2017
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Puking guts out

Due to alcohol or other poisoning you may experience loss of consciousness, drowsiness, nausea and most importantly vomiting. Depending on how many drinks you you might pass out face down in the toilet in your vomit. Normally brown in colour due to alcohol and HCl mixing in your stamach. If unlucky, you will projectile vomit till there is nothing left, that is when contents of your deodenum (small intestine) will start going through. If that happens alkaline in nature bile secreted to the small intestine will burn the lining of your stomach, making you feel sick for days to come. In this positive reinforcement loop of gagging on your own vomit and later bile you will be left exhausted physically and emotionally, dehydrated, starving and embarrassed. As the lining of your stomach and bacterial microflora of your gastrointestinal tract is damaged so severely, you will be unable to digest certain foods for a duration of days to weeks. Stay safe around alcohol and make sure your friends are not overdrinking.
Dude, Sam is puking guts out (her) in the bathroom, we should keep her awake and make sure she's safe.
by SirDrakula November 5, 2017
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Peeking in the Fanny Pack

When giving a bj to a dad, you just give the butthole a poke with your middle finger to determine if he's interested.
I was giving this dad bod a blowie and tried peeking in the fanny pack.
by TwinDad July 3, 2018
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peeing tool

Ryp came in from outside and said “I think my peeing tool is broken.”
by JagBomb September 13, 2020
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