by TreyVlogs_ May 14, 2019

A dumbass In a TV show called “Spongebob SquarePants.” That thinks mayonnaise is A Fucking instrument
by ?¿U n k n o w n¿? July 20, 2020

a socially awkward but very kind person who is always full of energy, "unless he hasn't had coffee yet." Patrick is usually very tall "5'11 to be exact" but he will always want to be taller. he will usually have a few very good friends, but he will still be kind to people who aren't his friends. his sense of humor sucks, but he makes up for it with his laughter.
he is very attached to his hair and cry's every time he gets a haircut. he is very intelligent and loves school, except for math because his teacher sucks "Mr. Hendricks"
Hendricks"
he is very attached to his hair and cry's every time he gets a haircut. he is very intelligent and loves school, except for math because his teacher sucks "Mr. Hendricks"
Hendricks"
by I'm a general weeeeeeeeeee!!!! May 10, 2022

"Aye dat white nigga been talkin out his neck bruh" "That patrick nigga?" "Ye haha" "tell that pussy ho meet out back after schoo and we can box" *1 hr later* "he said he has detention" "tf its monday there ain no detention"
by HunnidRackBoi May 26, 2020

So in spongebob there is a dumb star his name is Patrick he does the dumbest things it makes me so mad like why does he have to be so dumb he's dummber than dora the explorer
Patrick is dumb
by That.one.girl.lolllll January 7, 2021

by Purple dick boy June 9, 2020

an all around good man a sexy beest that likes to shoot guns somtimes the father of an alyssa. Strong. wins alot.
by jeekomaje April 14, 2009
