Manditory Sex Parties

A Mandatory Sex Party is a party where once you walk in the door, you are obligated to have sex. These parties often disguise themselves as costume parties, birthday parties, or baby showers. But THEN as soon as they entice people in the door, they are all "guess what this actually is? It's a mandatory sex party, bitch!"

Then the raping would commence.

"Last night, I went to my friends halloween party, only to discover that it was ACTUALLY one of his crazy Manditory Sex Parties. I had to get 7 stiches in my asshole and 9 in my mouth.

by CumBucket69HellWhore July 11, 2010

Parthenophilia

Scientific term denoting a sexual attraction to virgins.

Frank has parthenophilia. He popped at least 7 cherry's last year.

by Neefer October 3, 2011

Patience

A very beautiful girl who has brown hair and brown eye's. She's sassy and has an attitude to boot but she is a very nice girl. She may push you away at times but you will always find that you gravitate back to her. Patience is a one of a kind girl and you will regret to not have met her.

boy: is that Patience
Kevin: yeah
boy: wow I need a girl like her

by theanonomisgirlcc May 16, 2018

the cancer patient

when a guy ejaculates in a girls hair and it gets so hard to get out the girl must shave her head, kind of like getting gum in one's hair.

my girl has to shave her head

why?

bc i came in her hair and she cant get it out

ohh the cancer patient. that is funny

by olko March 30, 2009

patience

The quality of being patient, as the bearing of provocation, annoyance, misfortune, or pain, without complaint, loss of temper, irritation, or the like, except when waiting for Jonas Brothers tour dates and venues. then, all patience may be ignored.

Jenny "Oh my jonas! I can't wait for tour this summer!"
Sarah "No joke...ugh, when are tour dates gonna be released?!"

-2 days later-
Sarah "I'M GONNA THROW THIS FREAKING CHAIR OUT THE WINDOW!! BITCHES!" -throws chair- "GIVE ME SOME TOUR DATES! SCREW PATIENCE"

by ultimatejonas May 2, 2010

partied like rockstars

Hardcore partying; Debotchery at its finest.

After having been up for 2 days, we polished off another 5th of Bacardi 151, then went to the Mexican strip club for some lovin'. And we missed Church too.

by Tha Cuddla April 22, 2004

patience

a virtue; typified by waiting for something without becoming aggressive

he exersized a lot of patience, he never tried to rush things to get his way.

by DLO223 November 27, 2015