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pitching a fork

The act of raising one's hand with the middle and ring fingers folded down beneath a bent thumb, and the index and little fingers raised, micking a devil's orn or pitchfork.
"Holy fuck, somebody put Slayer on! I'm gonna pitch a fork!"
by grindmyscrotum August 3, 2005
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Perching

1. Acting alert in an office setting to avoid getting more work or to seem busy to others.

2. Wasting time at work while resting hands on keyboard to look busy.
"Thank God it's Friday. I've been perching at my desk all afternoon waiting for 4 o'clock."
by Pirate Fish June 4, 2009
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pitching a tent

What Sherman did after he saw Ms.Spall walking down the hall calling his name.
Sherman's Captin hook came alive after ms.spall called his name.
by Andrew Miller June 5, 2003
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Pitching a Tent

What Sherman did after he hooked up with Ashley in the movies
The pants area around his groin rises by something underneath(dick).
by Matt May 29, 2003
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partying it up

Being lazy, having dinner with friends and going to bed by 10pm (but hoping i can actually get to bed by 9pm).
Dani will be partying it up on her birthday.
by urbandictionater May 14, 2015
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Relief Pitching

A baseball term used to describe the act of engaging in sex with a less than desirable or not so attractive female, for the sole purpose of ending a period sexual frustration
I hooked up with an ugly chick last night at the bar.
Gross! Why?
I had to do some relief pitching son.
by OinkyB July 25, 2010
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Pitching

A technique of checking a girls ass out by dropping a simple item (i.e. a pencil, hat, gum wrapper, etc.) and having her to pick it up by bending over with her butt faced towards you. This trick is very hard to pull off because you have to be very convincing.
Boy sees the school slut (ahot girl) walk by, and drops pencil, close enough to her. Girl stops, bends over, and boy gets a good glimpse of her butt. Girl hands him pencil, and walks off suspecting nothing. Boy smiles to himself, a champion of pitching, looking for more bait.
by apeman09 September 15, 2009
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