Patootie

someone or something so cute that the word cute itself has to morph into something cuter, thus cutie patootie was born
A.k.a. Calinouwx

Calinouwx is the patootiest

by Mowglinouwx November 14, 2014

parrot

n. An annoying little know-it-all who, in reality, knows little to nothing. They merely sit in class, take word-for-word notes (often in very neat or girly handwriting), and learn nothing, not allowing they're mind to wander and form its own thoughts, but to wallow in the mundane of that which has already been said. They, however, do wonderfully on class assignments, homework, and tests that require no individual thought because they delve so thoroughly into the cliché. They are so-named because they are very good a mimicing what a teacher just taught back to him via class discussion or, more commonly, essays.

Teacher: So, does anybody have any thoughts about the character Simon in The Lord of the Flies?
Parrot: I think he's a Christ-like figure because he goes off and prays and doesn't want people to fight anymore.
Teacher: Right, then, let me rephrase. Anybody with any original thoughts?

by EmersonienEra September 13, 2008

The Parrot

The goal of the parrot is for the man to set his full package (testicles, scrotum, and penis) upon an unsuspecting partners shoulders, just like a pirate. With the testes acting as the body and the penis acting as the head of the parrot. The man can add phrases such as; "Braaak, Polly wants a cracker"; "Yaarrgh"; "I want to plunder your booty" and so on.

"After I showered, I was looking for my hairbrush in the cabinet under the sink and my husbands parrot landed on my shoulder."

"I gave my wife the parrot and said that she looked just like Blueballs the Pirate."

by telemarker August 15, 2009

Cold patootie tango

The act of making love to a frigid, sexless woman, who doesn't interact or seem to be enjoying herself and just lays there.

Man, Cindy was acting right cold patootie tango last night! Either she's pissed at me or we're breaking up in the not too distant future.

by MuckyPup October 24, 2011

Parrotfish

An Armenian male with an aquiline nose and a bushy goatee; an Armenian man that is handy with fixing things; a handyman.

Razmik is a parrotfish.

Razmik can fix that door because he's such a parrotfish.

by Clare Schmare September 12, 2011

Fag Parrot

A sexual position in which one of the homosexual's sits on the other homosexual's shoulder like a parrot would. The fag then inserts his penis into the homosexuals ear....

Doug: Hey Cutie, can i fag parrot you?
Miller: No way! I couldn't hear for a weak after the last one....

by WingJingMai April 15, 2010

patooty

in reference to a petite girl with a nice butt.

A girl walked by, and I said "I'd like to get some of that patooty"

by Professor Booty May 25, 2004