Parachute Ass

A person's ass that is very large and extends out far behind them, resembling the parachute used to slow down drag cars.

"John's ass is bigger than his stomach!"
"I know, its a real parachute ass."

by Roodeer March 26, 2016

Golden Parachute

When your boy friend pisses on your umbrella and you jump off the roof with it on to a massive dildo.

Dave didn't make it to the golf tournament today, he suffered a broken leg from performing a Golden Parachute last night.

by MeanJoeGreen1979 June 16, 2015

parachute pants

when you poop its parachute pants.

todya i pooped and it was parachute pants.

by jeremy December 15, 2003

parashar

1.a mysterious person
2.he has the best hair in the universe
3.falls for a sarayu

oh that's a parashar who secretly loves a sarayu

by abhay salaskar March 6, 2019

parachroism

inability to distinguish between two close colours.

It is not violet; it is purple. You'd better cure yourself of parachroism.

by uttam maharjan October 14, 2010

PapaCharizardX

went from the biggest clown in hangout to the most popular person in hangout

Hey you know PapaCharizardX? Yeah the Indian Mexican trans Jewish!

by PapaCharizardX June 25, 2021

Packing A Parachute

Its just like pitching a tent in your pants, only air borne. ie. Airplane, helicopter or hot air ballon.

I pitched a tent in my pants on a helicopter = I packed a parachute on the helicopter.

The girl next to me on the flight home was hot and suddenly I was Packing a Parachute.

by gilmoreforereal October 20, 2012