potato packer

Gay guy from Idaho. Usually Shaynes himself to MD with potatoes up his ass Stone.

That potato packer got searched at the airport because they thought it was a bomb.

by Mokanutz420 October 3, 2010

tube packed

Getting ones vagina stuffed with a meaty dick

Girl I was so horn dog last night I basically begged to get my tube packed

by Cuzcuzinfo January 7, 2016

Pudding packet

An unevacuated male or female rectum. Also referred to as a "shit-pussy". Is commonly penetrated during a Mandingo party.

"It set the mood perfectly for the first time a grown man penetrated my pudding packet. At first I was worried I would accidentally evacuate my bowels all over the carpet next to the beautiful hearth in the living room. Next thing I know I was in the middle of a hot sweaty Mandingo party. Salads were tossed, meat was sauced and I no longer felt lost."
-dirty mike and the boiz

by Mandingo Mike March 10, 2018

a package from the valve corporation

An erection / boner.

Did you see Maddie tonight? I've got a package from the valve corporation now...

by yungdairy November 26, 2018

Smr Value Pack

A Smr Value Pack is a combo of 2 curly wurlys and a pepsi. It usually purchased by Smr's and SmrJergesons! It's real lunch!

Damn, I don't have enough for a Smr Value Pack!
That Smr really likes those Smr Value Packs

by smrjaculateinme March 7, 2017

Someone ordered a package for same-day delivery!

But it’s 11:59!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
*breaks door with truck*
Are you CRAZY!?

“Someone ordered a package for same-day delivery!”

by AmNow December 24, 2020

package

Male genitalia (penis and scrotum together), often associated with large size.

Man, look at the bulge in that dude's pants! His package must be huge.

by dicklicker May 23, 2003