A game to play while receiving oral sex. You, the one receiving oral sex, call up a friend and talk with them as long as possible. If they figure out what's going on, you lose. If you can have the whole conversation without them knowing what's up, you win.
Person 1: Hey bro. What's up?
Person 2: Nothing much man, you?
Person 1: Oh I'm just watch- UGHHHHH! God yes.
Person 2: Dude, are you playing phone moan?
Person 1: I gotta go.
Person 2: Nothing much man, you?
Person 1: Oh I'm just watch- UGHHHHH! God yes.
Person 2: Dude, are you playing phone moan?
Person 1: I gotta go.
by jackinthebox1234567890 October 25, 2010
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Today, there are many variations of the phone but most of them do every stupid thing that you don't need it to do. Because of this, the corporations jack the price up to inhumane levels.
It's still possible to get a normal phone which does what it was originally intended to do but if you have one your friends will make fun of you.
Today, there are many variations of the phone but most of them do every stupid thing that you don't need it to do. Because of this, the corporations jack the price up to inhumane levels.
It's still possible to get a normal phone which does what it was originally intended to do but if you have one your friends will make fun of you.
I got this new phone and could not figure out how to make a call on it. I could, however, summon a giant robot and arm a nuke fairly easily.
by Bloodbath 87 March 6, 2009
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Originally derived from the term used in a detention setting, like prison, when numerous individuals are made to share a limited number of telephones. When all the telephones are in use and another believes that it is his/her time to now take the opportunity to use the phone, and one of the individuals using the phone should end their call. In that case one would go to the the individual using the telephone and let them know that they need to relinquish (get off) the telephone by simpling stating the phrase "Phone check" and if that individual refuses then s/he could face repercussions(consequences) that come with the refusal, up to and including being murdered. A phone check itself is NOT a stabbing. A stabbing, beating, rape, or any violate act can be RESULT of a phone check.
by convict's girl November 19, 2009
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by rebelyid April 19, 2005
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“Hey that person isn’t keeping both hands on their phone… disgusting.”
“What’s that mean anyway?”
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“What’s that mean anyway?”
“ ‘Both hands on the phone’ is a commonly used phrase in Wattpad comment sections. It refers to literally having both hands on your device and not just one and using the other to masturbate.”
“Ok thanks.”
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*Blackberrys, iphones etc. come out*
Attendee: "Dude, phone vote says you suck."
*Blackberrys, iphones etc. come out*
Attendee: "Dude, phone vote says you suck."
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